Am I being challenged by my fellow BMW R1100S riders? THE BETRAYAL?!

We are all brothers-in-arms in defense of our superior marque. Why fight amongst ourselves?

I love the boxer as much as any man! The Telelever suspension is a gift from our teutonic brothers who must love us so to bestow on us the privilege of owning such a sublime bavarian machine.

Women pale in comparison to the experience I receive while riding my BMW into the horizon. These Buell riders can't even view the road from their vibrating machines of mayhem! How unrefined! The sheer afrontry of it all!

I shall meander sedately down a country road in response to their buffonery!

SuedePatches,

I'll stand by anyone who rides (I prefer the S though).

Let me say that this board was getting a bit sappy so I posted 1 lighthearted topic to liven things up. Unfortuately, that was 1 day before the Buell infestation so somehow this thread has been corrupted in the opinions of a few S riders.

Problem, girlfriend keeps grabbing crotch while on my "S"

Maybe she's so bored back there she's gotta do something to pass the time?

Take her out on a Buell and see what happens.

Hey, SuedePatchs! You must be a Mensa member. You sound so cultured! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/wink.gif

Ivan - I am proud to say I am a card carrying member of Mensa. That would also explain my love for the perfect motorcycle.

What exactly do you mean by that? Does the rear seat give you the "right" vibes???

What about all the female S riders out there???? Occasionally I am released from my kitchen duties and other 'womens work' to go riding! (I just lurve knitting booties for my future children and destitute buell riders!)

ps. And if I'm pillioning on the S (as opposed to piloting it), I usually wait until we get home before I grab anyone's crotch. Safety first!
http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate...ds/jb-bmw3.jpg

I'll take a pair of those booties.

Buell Blue please... size large.

The suit fits so well Banana Republic should send their staff of spankmiester photographers and a bag full of carrots to get me primped in it.

But if I eat 1 too many Chocolate Bon Bons its off to the tailor to add some stitching in the crotch.

Hum, might need that anyway.

Good thing is that when the girlfriend is givin me the reach around (see BMW S board for more specifics) the suit comes with an upper and a lower front zipper. No need to stop riding anymore.

Jenny - you rule. I'm sure you're welcome on any Bueller ride if your interested. Come on around...you might have some fun. (Grin)

Hey Jenny,

Nice Pic, and nice ..er.... bike.

Tell it like it is Jenny! GO TEENSY GO!
http://www.pelicanparts.com/pmpre/im...nature1_s_.jpg

[This message has been edited by Rattus (edited 06-28-2001).]

Kewl sig, Rat-S.

Aussie chick S riders...Carlos like.