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			As narrow as the English roads can get, a small car has a little bit of appeal.  Still, I can’t bring myself to ride around in a tin can that wouldn’t survive any sort of wreck.  Modern safety standards of spoiled me a little bit.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I ran one of these as my daily, Peugeot 205 GTi 1.6ltr, weighed under 2000lbs, Mrs Ahab referred to it as the 'Bean Tin', hated driving it  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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			I would drive that long before I would drive a Fiat panda. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I can't believe that I've somehow completely missed this thread for the past 3+ years! 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			I've spent the last 3 days reading it end to end. Capt, thank you so much for posting! The pics, history, construction details, transformation and the way you tell the story are all fantastic. I've been glued to this post as if it were a good book. The two of you are an amazing duo! Thank you for posting. Oh, I almost forgot, your story about the well reminded me of this story that I read a while back. https://www.abroadintheyard.com/plymouth-man-discovers-historic-medieval-well-and-hidden-sword-under-his-living-room-floor/ Quote: 
	
 
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			Brittan has such long amazing history. To know the Roman's invaded in the year 43. A two digit year is just mind boggling to us Americans.  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			There is a fun show called Time Team on Amazon that is interesting. The series dig all over England with real archeology standards. Many times they are examining a house that has current occupants and find Roman ruins as a wall or graves in the back yard. Capt, I just love your old house and the fantastic work you and your wife have do to it. One of the oldest buildings around here is from 1892. Very few building are older than that in Oklahoma. My house was built in 1995 so it is a touch newer.  
		
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 I would say more about how impressed and impressive Capt and Mrs Capt and their home and the work that they've done is, but over the last 3 years, much more eloquent folks than me have pretty much said it all. If this were a book written by the Capt and full of photos, I'd buy it. I think Jack O and his 12 gauge garage are pretty darn impressive, but this is even more so, to me which is saying something! 
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			Steve, really pleased you've enjoyed the updates, don't worry this project is a long way off from being finished, comparing our project to Jack's 12 Gauge Garage is one hell of a compliment, thank you so much!  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			Glen, I have a t-shirt I still wear as old as your house   Another vote for the Time Team series, it's a great series if you enjoy historyOur house was quite rundown when we bought it back in 1999, hadn't been lived in for a couple of years, in desperate need of fixing up We had no vision back then of what we wanted to do with it as it was bit over whelming that we actually owned our first home. Not sure if I mentioned this but after one viewing and a quick inspection with a local builder just to check we weren't buying something that needed knocking down we bought it at an auction in the back room of a local pub. Most expensive evening out we've ever had out, by far ![]() This is a picture from the sales literature.....with the original front door position 
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			When I was there in the 80s,  racing BMX,  actually seeing the history was great,  I have always been into history,  and seeing the real history in England and a great experience.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			One of the cool things I saw in England when I was there 40 years ago was how low the doors were going into the old pubs. (and I visited many) People were much shorter 500 years ago!
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Funny pub story Captain. Buy home, then drink? Vice-versa could be dangerous.  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Geez!   I don't think I'll ever complain about stupid starlings dropping down our chimney into the stove ever again. When I want to clean out our chimney, I just have to shove a nylon brush down the stainless steel liner from the roof of our split level.  I didn't realize I had it so good.  Glad I didn't offer to clean yours.   
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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 I loved that things just go on over there. In Oxford, on some unmemorable street, was one of those blue "Some guy lived here" plaques. In this case it was Sir Edmund Halley, there was an empty keg and two ratty bikes leaned up on the wall. Just a normal college flop in other words... 
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