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The Right to Bear Arms...

Or in this case.....feet.

Armless Miami man charged with stabbing Chicago tourist | Fox News

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An armless homeless man in Miami, Florida has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist with scissors.

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Old 07-11-2018, 03:50 PM
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Can you imagine the horror if those scissors had high capacity blades?


Or ...


good thing he wasn't running with them!
Old 07-11-2018, 03:53 PM
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"An armless homeless man..."
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He had no arms and no home.
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:04 PM
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Apparently not a harmless armless homeless man.
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Apparently not a harmless armless homeless man.
Well, he wasn't being electrocuted.

So we can say he was a not harmless armless ohmless homeless man.
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:24 PM
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man?

homey.

...harmless armless ohmless homeless homey. ...hombre?
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:41 PM
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If he were bald, would that make him a combless, harmless, armless, ohmless, homeless, hombre ?
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If he were bald, would that make him a combless, harmless, armless, ohmless, homeless, hombre ?
hairless...

Isn't he a white dude...can we get honkey in there...

A hairless, harmless, armless, ohmless, homeless, honkey, hombre...

Next....
Old 07-12-2018, 02:35 AM
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Was he running? If so, that’s the problem right thar!
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Was he running? If so, that’s the problem right thar!
Pretty sure he'd having to be hopping...
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Old 07-12-2018, 04:51 AM
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Edward scissor feet ?
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:02 AM
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Let's just hope he didn't 3D print those scissors.
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I read the story yesterday and I'm sure the guy with no arms was just out looking for a fight.
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Not one mention about a child safety lock or if the attacker was licensed to own scissors.
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What I'm shocked by, is that dude is younger than me.
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Not to uncommon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs
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What do you call a man with no arms and no home sitting under a car? (jack)
What do you call a man with no arms and no home hanging on the wall? (Art)
What do you call a man with no arms and no home sitting in a pot of hot water? (Stew)
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The guy's pretty handy with scissors. And not much else.
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:59 PM
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Well... They can't accuse him of being armed and dangerous. Just dangerous.
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Well... They can't accuse him of being armed and dangerous. Just dangerous.
They always get ya on some trumped up charged...

Legged and dangerous.

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