madcorgi |
08-24-2018 10:05 PM |
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Originally Posted by Reiver
(Post 10156214)
Was it 'gutsy' or 'ballsy'? Here is a solid definition...
Guts vs Balls
There is a medical distinction between
“Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with
“Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between
them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the
British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say:
"You're next, Chubby."
I trust this clears up any confusion.
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You win the internet for that post, Pat! Bravo!:D
Say what you will about CART, I flat out loved it before the split. Beautiful cars, different manufacturers, different engines. Some of the greatest racing ever. Took my son at age 5 to watch the Portland race back in 1999, and saw a sophomore driver named Helio Castro-neves (he still had a hyphen back then) set some incredible laps in the rain. Saw Greg Moore, driving by on a moped, say hi to my son. Saw a great race, won by de Ferran.
This year Indycar is back at Portland, and he's going with me again. He's 6 feet tall now, so I'm not gonna carry him like I did in 1999!
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