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speeder 10-08-2018 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 10209540)
Don’t ask, demand!!!

I actually considered that loophole.

onewhippedpuppy 10-08-2018 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 10209380)
maybe she lets him do it in her butt.

i quit reading after rule #3. if i found that note before i bought the car, i would have walked..i wouldnt want any of his mojo around me.

Well in that case.....:D

DanielDudley 10-09-2018 03:46 AM

Some men are like hardwood floors.
Lay them right once, and you can walk on them forever.

LEAKYSEALS951 10-09-2018 04:13 AM

Folks, this is a classic "chicken vs. the egg" argument.

We see a big annoying pesky list of demands brought on the guy.
Probably because he got caught cheating on her.
Yet I bet it was her big annoying pesky personality that led him to cheat on her in the first place.

They are a perfect couple.

I'll bet a whole dollar on this.

Tervuren 10-09-2018 04:41 AM

Tyler, Noah Devon, Josh, the rule makers ex BF's?

onewhippedpuppy 10-09-2018 10:31 AM

I had a former co-worker with wife imposed rules that were fairly similar, turns out it's because he did in fact cheat on his wife in the past. He was a total tool and I felt zero pity for him. Though it was funny listening to him try to explain why, in a sales role, he couldn't travel with women.

Tervuren 10-09-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 10210377)
I had a former co-worker with wife imposed rules that were fairly similar, turns out it's because he did in fact cheat on his wife in the past. He was a total tool and I felt zero pity for him. Though it was funny listening to him try to explain why, in a sales role, he couldn't travel with women.

Yeah, but this is a BF/GF that seem to still live with their parents.

sand_man 10-09-2018 10:39 AM

It's no way to live. Cheating is dirty, to be sure, but if there's no trust or true forgiveness as a result, then it's over...

Seahawk 10-09-2018 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 10210377)
I had a former co-worker with wife imposed rules that were fairly similar, turns out it's because he did in fact cheat on his wife in the past. He was a total tool and I felt zero pity for him. Though it was funny listening to him try to explain why, in a sales role, he couldn't travel with women.

I love this angle - if I ever cheated on my wife and she found out, I could travel with women without restriction since she would have cut off my dick when I was asleep.

Farm women seem to find out early...

onewhippedpuppy 10-09-2018 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 10210387)
I love this angle - if I ever cheated on my wife and she found out, I could travel with women without restriction since she would have cut off my dick when I was asleep.

Farm women seem to find out early...

Yeah, I don't think I would live to make it that far. Travel would be the least of my concern.:cool:

legion 10-09-2018 12:37 PM

Just remembered another story:

A current coworker of mine used to have to pass when we went to Hooter's for lunch. (Now he just doesn't go out for lunch with us, period.) His wife wouldn't let him go. The reason? When they hooked up in college, they BOTH were in other relationships, but she still calls him a "cheater". They've been married over 20 years at this point. You'd think she'd let up.

I look at the situation and this is my thought: They were both cheaters, he only ever cheated WITH her. They both ended the other relationships immediately. It was a long time ago and in college. Neither has ever cheated since.

Tervuren 10-09-2018 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by legion (Post 10210526)
Just remembered another story:

A current coworker of mine used to have to pass when we went to Hooter's for lunch. (Now he just doesn't go out for lunch with us, period.) His wife wouldn't let him go. The reason? When they hooked up in college, they BOTH were in other relationships, but she still calls him a "cheater". They've been married over 20 years at this point. You'd think she'd let up.

I look at the situation and this is my thought: They were both cheaters, he only ever cheated WITH her. They both ended the other relationships immediately. It was a long time ago and in college. Neither has ever cheated since.

This is why if you aren't both liberal, you shouldn't hook up before marriage.

Fundamentally, the person you are "dating" is NOT YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND.

If someone wants to keep it between WIFE/HUSBAND, yet failed to do so when dating eachother, then that plants the seeds of raging life long jealousy.

A lot of folks don't seem to get this, but I see it played out with people I knew what was up when they were dating.

vash 10-09-2018 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 10209554)
Well in that case.....:D

i looked..

unless there is a page two, or an addendum. she didnt say it's a rule!! go time.

hahhaha..

tabs 10-09-2018 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 10209380)
maybe she lets him do it in her butt.

Or maybe she puts the Strap On on and does it in his butt...didja ever think of that? :eek:

wdfifteen 10-09-2018 02:35 PM

I’m skeptical that it’s real. If it is the guy should run.

Starless 10-09-2018 06:16 PM

My wife once told me, "I don't care where you get your appetite, just be sure to eat at home" It's worked for 27 years.

MattKellett 10-09-2018 06:45 PM

I’m surprised this has reached page 2 without anyone mentioning this list being part of a Dom - Slave fetish!

If think that’s probably the most likely explanation and if not God help him!

wdfifteen 10-09-2018 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MattKellett (Post 10210965)
I’m surprised this has reached page 2 without anyone mentioning this list being part of a Dom - Slave fetish!

If think that’s probably the most likely explanation and if not God help him!

I considered that. Kind of amateurish, like they want to try it but don’t know how.

DanielDudley 10-10-2018 03:00 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1539169064.jpg

I'm a Dom.

cabmandone 10-10-2018 03:16 AM

Alright, who broke into my house and took that off my fridge? My wife is blaming me.


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