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Joe Bob 10-24-2018 07:43 AM
Joe Bob's ultimate advice column
 
Gin Rummy...online

NEVER knock....

Go with pairs
Trust your gut

cards will fall in sequence.

dump low cards


Feel free to add to the thread on any subject.

Joe Bob 10-24-2018 08:45 AM
Never trust a fart.....

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:01 AM
I’m back ya weenies

Jim Richards 10-26-2018 11:03 AM
Absolutely no bad days

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:04 AM
U betcha cheese weenies.

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:05 AM
Hey pelican where’s my REFUND?!!!!��

stealthn 10-26-2018 11:10 AM
What was with that 4:26am post?

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:13 AM
What do I care? PELICAN I WANT MY REFUND. TWATS!

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:14 AM
Auto Atlanta and Sierra Mardre suck green donkey dicks

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 11:18 AM
Or give me a job. Younflunked me on a typing test for Christ’s sake. Asshat

pwd72s 10-26-2018 11:19 AM
Always say no to someone in a pool hall who asks: "Wanna play for cheap?"

Seahawk 10-26-2018 11:25 AM
Never bet the under with Gogar predictions...I lost a $100.

TimBer 10-26-2018 11:25 AM
Go ugly early to get the best of the uglies.

masraum 10-26-2018 11:27 AM
Joe Bob's in rare form today.

TimBer, good one.

Geronimo '74 10-26-2018 11:46 AM
Take off your shirt if you fry bacon to avoid grease stains.

Gogar 10-26-2018 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 10228609)
Never bet the under with Gogar predictions...I lost a $100.
Damn. It was close, depending on if you choose "weenies" or "TWATS."


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red-beard 10-26-2018 11:50 AM
On no. Here we go again...

scottmandue 10-26-2018 11:59 AM
Never trust a bouncing banana

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 12:01 PM
How was make it out in my 1914 in the girls said kissed me where it stinks so I took her to San Pedro

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 12:02 PM
By the way I think it was Mrs. Kay

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 12:03 PM
She had an alligator cowboy boots and nothing else

Norm K 10-26-2018 12:18 PM
Don't gettani on ya.

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Joe Bob 10-26-2018 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Norm K (Post 10228687)
Don't gettani on ya.

_
Geez. Best part.

fastfredracing 10-26-2018 12:44 PM
weekends are for drunks , do drugs.

fast_e_man 10-26-2018 12:56 PM
Fast Eddie's Pearl of Wisdom: Learn from Adversity, Iffin' you don't like that one, try this: If your dog blinks at you, blink back!

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:05 PM
Or both.

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:07 PM
I’ve decided to shoot postal employees

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:09 PM
Oh yeah!WHERE IS MY ****ING REFUND?

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:15 PM
What part of where is my refund I unclear. *******s
****ing now!

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:17 PM
Again for the deaf. And water cooled Porsche driver s

Where is my refund? Twats

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:18 PM
Btw my puppies love me❤️

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:18 PM
Oh my refund?

KFC911 10-26-2018 01:19 PM
The chick is in the mail...

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:20 PM
Pussy works!

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:22 PM
I have five screen names.

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:22 PM
Where is my ****ing money?

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:24 PM
Money money money money money money money mother****ers

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:25 PM
Weighing grow some balls

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:39 PM
For those that are DEF Refund refund refund ****ing refund

Joe Bob 10-26-2018 01:40 PM
****s


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