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Don’t you just hate it when the dog chews your nuts off!😡
I guess it was the peanut butter that did it.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-butter-smeared-genitals/news-story/8b63718ca68265bffdecbf27b71593b8 |
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It's pretty sad that the dog was put down due to the antics of a moron.
Other than that the story is hilarious, and we're lucky that the guy is no longer in the gene pool.
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Awwww nuts!
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Assuming the story is accurate, they should have castrated the dog and euthanized the dumbass who put peanut butter on his ‘nads.
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11-02-2018, 06:56 PM
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Good thing it wasn't Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, that dog could have died! It's poison to dogs!
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11-02-2018, 07:50 PM
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Ouch! Poor dog....
Now "he" can call "his" kilt a skirt!
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It really, really pissed me off the first time it happened...but no issues since
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Maybe he can use "his" scrotum as a sporran to decorate "his" kilt/skirt?
Might have some holes on the bottom that would need to be stitched up....
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I would vote to euthanize the guy, not the dog!
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Maybe he could get some made for a Clydesdale!
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sorry, couldn't resist...never gets old (okay maybe it's a little old):
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Definitely a Darwin Award finalist!!
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Fleabit peanut monkey
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One comedian joked that if all goes well "everybody wins".
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I guess for the dog, it was chunky
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Would feel sorry for the animal, but...Biblically interspecies sexual relations is cause for death of both.
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I was sure the story would have start with “A Florida man....”.
I guess that’s an alternate way of winning a Darwin Award. Poor dog. |
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Sometimes they just make the dog sick. I came home one day to find one of my dogs had broken into the Almond Roca Christmas gift that was in a bag on the floor. All sorts of tinfoil wrappings all over the floor when I came home.
I found out it was Gromit later that evening when he left a big nut encrusted chocolaty puddle on my brother's hardwood (thankfully) floor that evening for Christmas. 
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