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Las Vegas masseuse stole client's $35G Rolex by hiding in it inside her vagina
Holy cow! Saw that Rolex.....snatched it right up!
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Ewww.
Hope it was a Submariner or a Divemaster...
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Takes a licking.....keeps on ticking!
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No surprise.....There is a whole spare room inside. She's probably stolen TV's that way.
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some great posts...clever as I would have expected!!!
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A divemaster? What he should have worn was a She Dweller.
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Probably the Sea Dweller Deep Sea (C?)!
Maybe the Explorer? You mean that Rolex Divemaster I bought in Singapore is a fake?
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When she tells her client that his time is up, she means it. She just doesn't say up where.
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makes me think of this
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Well, that was some high dollar ******* there for a while...
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Like......Tossing a Hotdog down a hallway?? or, More dicks than the phone book??
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Well at least she has good taste, in watches to steal that is.
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Something smells fishy here....
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No X-ray or pictures of the Rolex?
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A $300 massage from a woman he met in a bar while wearing a $35k watch. What could possibly go wrong?
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From now on all secondhand gold Rolexes will have come with a certificate from a Pest Control company , or they simply won't sell.
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They should check her azz - maybe find a grandfather clock!
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