When we were in San Fransisco playing tourists I noticed how EVERY single car had mutilated, dented and scratched bumpers. They must all park by braille.

When I park in large lots like that I park way out of the way, and even over in areas where other people don't park. My 1986 El Camino has not one door ding. None. Same for the 911. I figure I get more walking exercise getting into a store than most. Another reason to love Amazon or on-line buying.

I would crawl through the passenger side, before I scratched my own car, db or not .
Im still hoping to run into the guy who threw the door from his pristine 72 s into my 930's door, then boogied when I saw him do it, and gestured wtf to him . I just want to say," I saw you do it ".
That is all I want from the confrontation .

You leave a note that reads " if you're going to drive it, learn how to park it"

Same here, and it applies to all of my vehicles. Even my kids are used to it, they don't bother complaining anymore.