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stomachmonkey 12-04-2018 02:43 PM

Things that suck about getting old.
 
Start of the list. Feel free to add to it.

#1. Grey nose hairs. They are so much more obvious and seem to grow inches overnight.

stevej37 12-04-2018 02:45 PM

#2 grey eyebrows that grow just as fast

NY65912 12-04-2018 02:47 PM

#3 Frikin ear hair!

JackDidley 12-04-2018 02:49 PM

I keep hurting myself. I do something today and tomorrow something hurts. Seems like I could get a warning.:mad::mad:

flatbutt 12-04-2018 02:52 PM

Losing muscle no matter how hard I try.

Gaining fat no matter how hard I try.

Amail 12-04-2018 02:53 PM

Mystery knicks and cuts.

Sooner or later 12-04-2018 02:56 PM

Having a door held open for ya...

pwd72s 12-04-2018 02:58 PM

Bunch of whiners. Old age ain't for sissies. Try not to worry about it. It won't last long.

fastfredracing 12-04-2018 03:07 PM

Reading glasses

Jims5543 12-04-2018 03:11 PM

The only place you are more attractive than a 20 year old is in the strip club.

stevej37 12-04-2018 03:13 PM

Having a hot gal call you Mister or Sir

sammyg2 12-04-2018 03:14 PM

Making that old man noise when getting up out of a chair.

URY914 12-04-2018 03:16 PM

Farting at random.

Sooner or later 12-04-2018 03:17 PM

Getting up at midnight to take a leak.

Well, actually, that hasn't changed. At 25 I was getting up from a barstool , not a bed.

dan88911 12-04-2018 03:17 PM

My body aches in morning until I have walked around as I get ready for the day.
I guess it's like the 911 preforming better once the oil warms up.

Jims5543 12-04-2018 03:21 PM

"Late" keeps getting earlier.

sammyg2 12-04-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 10272645)
Farting at random.

I thought that was one of the GOOD things?!

targa911S 12-04-2018 03:38 PM

pooping..becomes like giving birth.

greglepore 12-04-2018 03:38 PM

Getting up to take a leak? Try x3

targa911S 12-04-2018 03:39 PM

thin skin. I bleed and bruise so easy now.


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