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Things that suck about getting old.
Start of the list. Feel free to add to it.
#1. Grey nose hairs. They are so much more obvious and seem to grow inches overnight. |
#2 grey eyebrows that grow just as fast
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#3 Frikin ear hair!
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I keep hurting myself. I do something today and tomorrow something hurts. Seems like I could get a warning.:mad::mad:
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Losing muscle no matter how hard I try.
Gaining fat no matter how hard I try. |
Mystery knicks and cuts.
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Having a door held open for ya...
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Bunch of whiners. Old age ain't for sissies. Try not to worry about it. It won't last long.
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Reading glasses
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The only place you are more attractive than a 20 year old is in the strip club.
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Having a hot gal call you Mister or Sir
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Making that old man noise when getting up out of a chair.
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Farting at random.
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Getting up at midnight to take a leak.
Well, actually, that hasn't changed. At 25 I was getting up from a barstool , not a bed. |
My body aches in morning until I have walked around as I get ready for the day.
I guess it's like the 911 preforming better once the oil warms up. |
"Late" keeps getting earlier.
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pooping..becomes like giving birth.
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Getting up to take a leak? Try x3
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thin skin. I bleed and bruise so easy now.
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