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Things that suck about getting old.
Start of the list. Feel free to add to it.
#1. Grey nose hairs. They are so much more obvious and seem to grow inches overnight. |
#2 grey eyebrows that grow just as fast
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#3 Frikin ear hair!
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I keep hurting myself. I do something today and tomorrow something hurts. Seems like I could get a warning.:mad::mad:
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Losing muscle no matter how hard I try.
Gaining fat no matter how hard I try. |
Mystery knicks and cuts.
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Having a door held open for ya...
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Bunch of whiners. Old age ain't for sissies. Try not to worry about it. It won't last long.
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Reading glasses
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The only place you are more attractive than a 20 year old is in the strip club.
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Having a hot gal call you Mister or Sir
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Making that old man noise when getting up out of a chair.
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Farting at random.
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Getting up at midnight to take a leak.
Well, actually, that hasn't changed. At 25 I was getting up from a barstool , not a bed. |
My body aches in morning until I have walked around as I get ready for the day.
I guess it's like the 911 preforming better once the oil warms up. |
"Late" keeps getting earlier.
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pooping..becomes like giving birth.
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Getting up to take a leak? Try x3
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thin skin. I bleed and bruise so easy now.
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chicken neck, ears getting big.
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Umm, dying...
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the option to getting old isn't that good.
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In my personal experience, it is pretty much all of the above.
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Looking at myself in the mirrors at the gym. That can't be me...
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Losing that passionate drive toward the unknown, educated cynicism is b1tch to break.
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Talking about what we did in the past... rather than what we are going to do with my buddy's
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Css
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Having less stamina on the trails, and in bed.
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Ibuprofen becoming a dietary supplement.
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losing hair
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A friend told me, “I used to do it all night, now it takes all night to do it.”
Not exactly accurate, but funny. |
THE COST OF CIALAS!!! :eek:
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Loss of agility.
Had to climb on top of the motor on our freightliner plow truck to find a coolant leak. Felt like an old man trying hoist my 65 year old ass up there. |
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Run on.....after you get up to take a piss.....arghhhh
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The only parts of your body that keep growing after adulthood are your ears and nose. I’m Italian, big nose, Turned 72 in August, I’m in deep s#%t!!
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tinnitus
hearing loss vision loss |
Gravity....
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My BIL has an uncle in the hospital with a blown out esophagus because he was taking 3 Eleve a day. |
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