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			Call them and tell them you need to renew it quickly or all your crops will die on Farmville.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I have one of those "Microsoft" calls about my license expiring a couple of months back. I told him I was Running Windows 386 and that was way more advance than just 10. Windows 386 was 376 versions newer!
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Well I feel like I'm getting more popular.  I got my first call from Beijing this week.  Don't know what it was about, so I may have missed out big time since I screen all my calls and let those I don't recognize go to the answering machine.  Number was: (139)404-2985.  Went online to see if I could find out where it came from & all I could get was the (supposed) location of the area code.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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