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Holy cow. If I show you mine will you show me yours?
I have had a lot happen on message boards but I had a first tonight.
After the Sooner win tonight an OUSoonergirlfor life asked where to stay and park for the Big 12 game. "Her" avatar was a world class set of boobs. I replied to her post. "With your avatar. My house." "She" then replied "Do I get free breakfast?" My response was "Breakfast, lunch and dinner!" Next thing I know I get a PM. "You crack me up! If I show you mine will you show me yours?" At this point I backed away slowly. "As much as I would like to, I think I will pass." "She" then replied "No free breakfast?" "Sorry" I said. "No free breakfast. I will just have to imagine what yours looks like." Will I get a free picture? I keep telling myself she is a hag.... |
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11-30-2019, 08:33 PM
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More likely a dude...that weighs 425 and lives with his mom.
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11-30-2019, 08:37 PM
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Probably so. That why I said "she".
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11-30-2019, 08:43 PM
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Sorry, I don't have a cow to show you...let alone a holy one.
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11-30-2019, 09:32 PM
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Dick collectors.
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11-30-2019, 09:34 PM
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I think no difference between what is being shown with mine/yours should give you a clue.
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12-01-2019, 03:08 AM
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Did you piss Sid off...he's an Okie4life too doncha know....
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blackmail or hooker
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What was once an appropriate conversation is now completely unacceptable.
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Chicks with dicks !
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Trust absolutely no one..........
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send her a picture of your boobs. what do you have to lose?
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12-01-2019, 06:43 AM
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Fleabit peanut monkey
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And I never do that. My experience, after sending over zero dick pics out, is that most women are less interested in the dick pic than the pic of the Dork attached to it. OUSoonergirlforlife just texted me...hang on.
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Jeez I miss reading Penthouse Forum.....
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12-01-2019, 07:55 AM
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You seem to imply that if you knew there was a hottie involved your answer would be yes? You say you backed away slowly...?
Which implies still looking and thinking about it. In my case, I wouldn't have made such comments in the first place, so it is difficult for me to empathize. If it were me I wouldn't be interested at all, no backing away slowly. However, it it weren't me... What would you have to lose? |
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Why not just catfish with a picture from the web
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In the background I hear the Aerosmith tune " dude looks like a lady " ! 😧
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