The United states is domed

[sammyg2]

domed I tell you. Floridaman ain't got nothing on Arizonawoman

Police: Mom hit 7-year-old son for being a bad 'lookout' while grandma shoplifted at Walmart
Kristine Solomon
Yahoo Lifestyle April 24, 2019

A Phoenix, Ariz. mom was arrested in a Walmart parking lot after police officers witnessed her physically assault her 7-year-old son. They later found out she administered the beating because she felt the boy hadn’t kept a good enough eye out for his grandma as she shoplifted inside the store.

Rebecca Gonzales was charged with aggravated assault for “spanking,” “slapping” and “punching [her son] in the face,” according to an arrest report obtained by Yahoo Lifestyle.

The officers accused Gonzales of child abuse in the report, and explained that the mom was “picking him up from the Walmart where his grandma was using him as a lookout in a shoplift.”

The boy told police he was getting hit because he “didn’t watch out for his grandma good enough.” The arrest report shows that the boy was bleeding from the mouth after the assault, and the mother was sober when she hit him.

A judge set a secured appearance bond of $2,500 for Gonzales. Yahoo Lifestyle has reached out to the Phoenix Police Department for an update on the case. If the mom does post bond, according to AZFamily.com, she is not allowed to have any contact with her son.

Gonzales is due back in court on April 26 for a status conference, and then on April 30 for a preliminary hearing.

[Gogar]

Well as long as whatever they shoplift is less than $750 and they really really need it. . . .

oh nevermind that's Dallas.

[speeder]

Looks like a gypsy.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Well as long as whatever they shoplift is less than $750 and they really really need it. . . .

oh nevermind that's Dallas.

Same here in CA., more or less.

[widebody911]

Yes, the US is domed, due to sitting on a spherical planet

[sammyg2]

I heard the globe is flat.

[Sooner or later]

Shoulda used a parrot.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/04/25/parrot-taken-into-custody-after-alerting-drug-dealers-of-cops/23717384/


Brazilian authorities took a parrot into custody after it alerted suspected drug dealers of cops nearby, according to the Guardian.

The bird was seized on Monday afternoon after police descended on a drug den in Vila Irmã Dulce, a low-income neighborhood in northeast Brazil. The unidentified parrot allegedly warned the couple that ran the shack by shouting, "Mama, the police!" in Portuguese, Brazilian broadcaster Globo notes.

[Aerkuld]

Originally Posted by Sooner or later

Shoulda used a parrot.

But if she'd punched a parrot that would probably be some kind of euphemism

[Rusty Heap]

Domed Cities?


Like in Logans Run?

A 1976 classic.

https://youtu.be/USADM5Gk9Gs?t=32

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

Domed Cities?


Like in Logans Run?

A 1976 classic.

https://youtu.be/USADM5Gk9Gs?t=32

Ohhhhhh Jenny Agutter.
She made me have naughty thoughts.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by speeder

Looks like a gypsy.

I can't see that in her. Oh well, it doesn't matter one hoot.

There's a WalMart not to far from me. I go in the back door through the service area and buy oil a couple times a year. I ought to hang out in front where the real action is.

Honestly, I think if aliens from another planet landed and went in WM, they'd wholly agree with Sammy.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

She made me have naughty thoughts.

You tickle me using past tense.

She's still in the VIP spank bank section for me.

[stealthn]

If English is the criteria, then yes, you are domed

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Ohhhhhh Jenny Agutter.
She made me have naughty thoughts.

Oh sure, blame it on her.

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Ohhhhhh Jenny Agutter.
She made me have naughty thoughts.

Well then you shouldn't watch "Walkabout".

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by widebody911

Yes, the US is domed, due to sitting on a spherical planet

You just have to know your history, parts of the country have been domed worthy years argo.

A 1960s Plan to Cover Midtown Manhattan With a Giant Geodesic Dome
https://www.6sqft.com/check-out-this-1960s-plan-to-cover-midtown-manhattan-with-a-giant-geodesic-dome/

During the 1960s and 1970s, thanks to future-thinking genius engineer/utopian Buckminster Fuller, plans were proposed to cover midtown Manhattan with a giant geodesic dome. Fuller, who invented the concept and was deeply invested in studying the domes and their properties, described a three kilometer (1.864 mile) geodesic dome spanning midtown Manhattan that would regulate weather and reduce air pollution.

Meanwhile, in other news, a long tee shirt is now considered a dress.

Mom says she was dress-coded by high school after trying to enroll daughter in classes
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-dress-code-high-school-195607290.html

The mother of a Houston high student said that she couldn’t enroll her daughter in classes because she wasn’t allowed on school premises in her outfit, making her wonder if the district has a dress code for parents.

According to Houston outlet KPRC, Joselyn Lewis wore a Marilyn Monroe dress and a head scarf when she went to enroll her 15-year-old daughter at James Madison High School in Houston, Texas. But when she arrived, an administrator wouldn’t even allow Lewis on the property because of what she was wearing.

“She said that my head scarf was out of dress code and my dress was too short,” Lewis told KPRC.

Sorry, Marilyn Monroe never had a dress like that.

[996AE]

Scary

The future of America with open borders

Buy more walmart stock