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Talking Where are all the good girls in CA?

I can't understand why:

When you are single: women are looking away, they are off the street, they all have cars, they all have boyfriends, they all are married, they all are snobs!

When you are not single: women are looking, they are walking down the street, they are looking for a ride, they just broke up with their boyfriends, they are not married, and they want to flirt?

What can I say I'm a simple guy that wants a simple girl, Not fat, matter of fact very slim would do just fine. No temper and oh ya loves to do what ever I want.......



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Maybe they're just intimidated by your superiour intellect. Or not.
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I can't understand why:
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I couldn't find your city next to your state so I can't be more specific.. but even LA has daytime hunting grounds.. and no matter where your at, the women read a male like those love fantasy paperbacks.. perhaps you need 2 to be relaxed, and 3 to be non chalant.. and even a beginner can volunteer at the local hospital a few hours a week to meet nurses.. when your black book is stuffed quit... and be very careful of the most dangerous female in the US.. IMO, she's over 30, divorced , and with kids.
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You live in CA, show them the money and they'll line up in front of your house. Use the Tom Leykis "ATM receipt" technique if you have to...

Good luck!
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LOL,

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You live in CA, show them the money and they'll line up in front of your house. Use the Tom Leykis "ATM receipt" technique if you have to...

Good luck!
the female response to a meet in LA is " Hi, what's your name? how much do you make".. LOL
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When you are single: women are looking away, they are off the street, they all have cars, they all have boyfriends, they all are married, they all are snobs!

Women tend to look at you more when you are with a girl. It's the same reason that when you see a pretty/attractive girl and you look at the guy she is with and you say to yourself.. 'what's she doing with him, when she could be with Me!'

Besides they figure you gotta have something going on if another one of 'them' is with you. haha
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"Women tend to look at you more when you are with a girl. It's the same reason that when you see a pretty/attractive girl and you look at the guy she is with and you say to yourself.. 'what's she doing with him, when she could be with Me!"


That's so true! You can use this other technique where you rent a hot chick (call girl, college girl, hooker, whatever..all the same), give them $200 and ask them just to hang out with you at a bar, in the Porsche, etc... the other hot girls will be hitting on you in no time! I've seen this technique work in real life..its hilarious!!
Personally I like the Bunny Ranch thing every once in a while..cost a hell of a lot cheaper than any dates in CA, plus they're good looking, know what they're doing in the sack, always agree with you, don't get mad if you want one of their other friends to join in, and are not going to get pregnant and take your car, house and every dime you have.
Just personal preference....
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When you are not single you come across as being less predatotory and women feel more comfortable with you. Women (Sarah please comment here) sense when guys are needy and flee.
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as was once well described to me..........it's all about "caveman action".
the males carry the club and when they see something they want they take it.
don't take this out of context, just think about it for a while......

and DON'T flame away, i respect women very much, but if you don't know how to use your "club" then you'll be sitting in your cave eating tv dinners.
it's a concept that i learned from a fellow pelicanhead which not only has taught me parts of the "game" where i was weak, but has also built confidence in my "clubbing".......
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Could it be "the grass is always greener on the other side" theory?

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as was once well described to me..........it's all about "caveman action".
the males carry the club and when they see something they want they take it.
don't take this out of context, just think about it for a while......

and DON'T flame away, i respect women very much, but if you don't know how to use your "club" then you'll be sitting in your cave eating tv dinners.
it's a concept that i learned from a fellow pelicanhead which not only has taught me parts of the "game" where i was weak, but has also built confidence in my "clubbing".......
LOL here Bell! That's because there is always a bit of truth in humor. Well said. I've been out of the chasing girls market for 28 years or so...no advice from here, other than to say that when I was single, females were aprrox. half of the population. This has changed???
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Could it be "the grass is always greener on the other side" theory?

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Pam? Lots of green grass here in Oregon! My lawn is approx 1/3 acre, and it needs mowing. Raining today, so I can't do it. But if you'd care to fly out here, I'd let you use my new Snapper (21" self propelled mower) for a while...I really think Bell nailed this one...
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...I really think Bell nailed this one...
i don't want the credit.......if this pelicanhead decides to chime up we'll buy him a beer
he knows who he is and i'm sure his wisdom has affected more than myself
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Yeah, growing up on the mean streets of a city by the sea gives one quite an education, doesn't it? One thing in the title of this post disturbs me tho...he's looking for a nice girl? When I was much younger & single, not really wanting to get married, I looked for bad girls..
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i've noticed to find the "nice" girl you have to work your way through the "bad" girls........sometimes the ones who seem bad end up being the truely nice one on the inside......it's when you get to know them that you see their true colors.
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Can't really argue with that one at all...it's the "nasty but nice" syndrome..
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Can't really argue with that one at all...it's the "nasty but nice" syndrome..
Maybe.. then maybe it's because a female gets focused.. and ever other second is focused on that caveman 24/7.. kinda like having a 110lb. cougar for companionship/full time protection.. if she doesn't have that kind of female concentration.. keep looking for one.. and a male gets distracted by his toys/not as focused, IMO............Ron
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I saw a special on the Discovery channel or other and they said that in a study women tended to choose the physical characteristics of a man over how much money he had... Tall and strong outweighed short and rich. So I do believe in the Caveman theory.

So there you have it... it's not about the Bling... well then again this is L.A.

I really like Bell's interpretation of eating TV dinners alone in a cave. How sad.. but true. Take that caveman to a night on the town!

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