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Tervuren 06-21-2019 07:06 AM

Did you ever wonder if one or both your parents were space aliens?
 
I did, especially when a voice would crack.

Oops, they accidentally used their real voice!

Quickly, they attempt cover it up with a cough and go back to their fake human voice.

But...I was on to the game.

I read a Calvin n Hobbes once, dealt with the same thing.

I think it had to do with dinner being so bad Calvin couldn't believe humans would do such a thing.

I must not be alone.

Kid's, they be imaginin' things.

ckelly78z 06-21-2019 07:22 AM

Because Calvin always spoke the truth, and Hobbs was the liar ?

island911 06-21-2019 07:32 AM

Space Aliens, no.

NPC's ? ...yeah, I wondered about that, about a lot of people, when I was much younger.

oh, NPC = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-player_character IWO, soulless drones. ...like scripted TDS'ers.:)

petrolhead611 06-21-2019 08:12 AM

If both your parents were Space Aliens, that also makes you a Space Alien

911 Rod 06-21-2019 08:21 AM

Maybe after a few puffs. :D

sc_rufctr 06-21-2019 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by petrolhead611 (Post 10499203)
If both your parents were Space Aliens, that also makes you a Space Alien

Maybe the real parents were abducted and replaced with aliens.

GH85Carrera 06-21-2019 08:31 AM

Not my parents, no. They were pretty great, even when they made me eat turnips or kale. Yuck.

My wife accuses me of being a space alien all the time, but I think it is her. It took us way too long to find each other, but we are alike in so many ways it is like some extratrestrials designed her for me. I do have to admit is is fun to make her wonder about me sometimes.

pwd72s 06-21-2019 08:37 AM

I'm sure they wondered that about me.

island911 06-21-2019 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 10499231)
I'm sure they wondered that about me.

:D

pwd FTW.

Tobra 06-21-2019 09:00 AM

Mom is too smart and too nice to be a normal human being, gotta be alien.

LEAKYSEALS951 06-21-2019 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petrolhead611 (Post 10499203)
If both your parents were Space Aliens, that also makes you a Space Alien

Space aliens usually skips a generation.
If Tervuren's parents were space aliens, his kids would be space aliens. Tervuren would be human.

Jim Richards 06-21-2019 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petrolhead611 (Post 10499203)
If both your parents were Space Aliens, that also makes you a Space Alien

Well, that might explain a few things. :cool:

Jims5543 06-21-2019 10:04 AM

My parents are not aliens.

My father is Larry David in real life. My wife and I watch Curb our enthusiasm and are laughing more at the fact that we witness all the stupidity in that show in real life.

Mark Henry 06-21-2019 10:16 AM

I went to school with a girl and her parents looked like Frankenstein and his bride, all that was missing was the bolts in their necks. They also looked so old, really old, like the crypt keeper.
I was scared poopless of them right into my teens.
Maybe they were aliens.

Jims5543 06-21-2019 10:24 AM

https://i.stack.imgur.com/Y05T9.png

Bill Douglas 06-21-2019 12:23 PM

I think space aliens would make an effort to fit in, to at least appear to be human, that would be a major step up from my dad.

A930Rocket 06-21-2019 04:59 PM

My parents were from Paris, France.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1561165160.jpg

LWJ 06-21-2019 05:50 PM

Legit. Except my parents ARE robots. Ask my wife or kids. It is a never ending topic in my house.

Crowbob 06-21-2019 06:24 PM

My parents (rest in peace) adamantly insisted they were abducted by space aliens once. They were traveling by car at night on a two-hour trip that they swear only took a few minutes. They both insisted they got into the car to pull away and only seconds later they arrived at their destination. Neither had any recollection of the trip. None. They don’t remember talking to each other or anything. They were seriously spooked like it was some kind of catch-and-release operation. The time just vanished. They both claim they were shocked asking each other how they got here so fast.

For years and years they never varied once from that story.


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