A Bill Douglas original.

"Don't tell anyone, and whoever you tell, tell them not to tell anyone."

"I'll be back"
Arnold stole it from J.C.

I have a photographic memory, but I never developed it.

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Les

saw this bumper sticker on a truck at Lowe's but could be used as a sig. -

"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy"

"Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic".

I believe that Arthur C. Clarke said it first

Old lady says "I've got a rottweiler in my handbag and I'm not afraid to use it."

You can't tell the price of pork chops by looking up the pig's ass.

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Les

I have a steel trap mind, but unfortunately its covered in rust and corrosion.

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

A variation on that that I always like to use:

I have a mind like a steel trap. Everything that goes in gets mangled.

I have heard a similar line:

"I maybe fat but you are ugly and I can always go on a diet"

I always thought the "I'm drunk but you're ugly" line was Churchill. But if he ever said it, he stole it from WC Fields, who ripped it off from someone else. Turns out it's a very old joke... https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/17/sober-tomorrow/

Disappointingly, seems the same is true of almost every "Churchill" quote I really liked...

another from a pool website. Applies to Golf or bowling as well.

I'd have won that tournament if all those better players hadn't shown up

Some good lines here but somehow I don't think all of them were found as a sig line. If it's quotes in general you are telling, well, there are hundreds of 1000's.

Here's another one from the electrical forum I belong to:

They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me —
I can't help it if I'm lucky

...and another

If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time!

That’s not an original sig line either. It’s a lyric from a Bob Dylan song called “Idiot Wind”

Who the fck said it had to be 'original'?? And it IS a sig line.

This is what I like about you so much Milt! Rock on brother, David

My old sig line and the crew liked.
"Be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
Mattis.

Well, excuse me there, Zeke...I guess I misunderstood what you were saying in your previous post :rolleyes: