Clever sig lines.
 

Has this been brought up? I visit a few forums and have seen some great sig lines along with a lot of stupid ones. The best one recently was:

“I can build anything you want if you draw a picture of it on the back of a big enough check.”

— I love it.

From a pool posting board.

Look how hard this easy game is.

and:

a Scotty Townsend (may he RIP) quote:

"I've never been beat. I just ran out of money to bet."

Take everything with a tablespoon of salt.

"My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."

- Betty White

I'm a software developer and I give a similar line when asked if I can do something. I generally say: "Given unlimited time and money, I can make the software do anything." It's then that I learn about the constraints I will be operating under.

Another related one I will throw out is: "Time....cost....quality....you can pick two."

Hung like Einstein, Smart as a Horse.

I always liked this one: “There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t”.

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate!

"The older I get, the better I was."

Variation by us ex-racers: "the faster I was."

86.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Nothing hard is ever easy...except me.

Tomorrow’s not going to take all day.

I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.

Strong like bull - smart like tractor

Grady Clay's sig line. Saw it on the torsion tube replacement thread over on the Technical forum and thought of this thread. He's still contributing to Pelican to this day. :)

“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.” -Albert Einstein

I just fixed yers instead of retyping :)

Quite a good idea.

I’m old, but I’m slow

No good deed goes unpunished