Need Ideas for a Gag - Need phony name for sleazy hotel
 

I'm taking a couple of friends to Disneyland this coming weekend - they have never been there. We're staying at the Disneyland Hotel but they don't know that and I kind of wanted to play a joke and put the name of the "fake hotel" into my GPS.

I'm looking for suggestions of hotel names that would sound less than desireable. So far:
South Compton Inn
No-tell Motel

Any thoughts from the brain trust?

dew-drop-inn

C'mon-inn

Hav-a-nap. Have one in Toronto! Lol

From "Leaving Las Vegas":

The Whole Year Inn

aka The Hole You're In

The Dump
Quick-Inn-Easy
Poison Inn (snow white reference)

Can't think of a name, but while you're there, make sure to visit T'Bundee's Steakhouse.

Somass Hotel
Amorous Feelings Hotel
Grand Oral

The Out-n-Inn

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How about the Clown Motel! :eek:

It is a real place, but it is not in Orlando.

Dick's Inn.

Stagger Inn

How bout Quick-Inn-Sleazy

Not bad, I could at least add the picture to my contact so it shows in my GPS

Slip-On-Inn

or Slip-It-Inn

The Good Enough Inn

The Great Hourly-Rate Budget Inn

Suites and Inn Uranus.

OR: Dick's Half Way Inn

Bates Motel

Cleverlay Hotel

Come Phirst Inn

Best
Les

There used to be one on PCH in Newport Beach, The Knotty Pine

No-tell motel

Melody Motel
3842 S Orange Blossom Trl, Orlando, FL 32839
(407) 422-5558

Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn

https://www.facebook.com/SkinnyDicksHalfwayInnREAL/

DILLIGAS Hotel

Flaming Saddles

Mortimer’s Motel and Crematorium
Larry’s Hotel and Half Way House
Renaldo’s Massage and Motor Inn
Cheri’s Guest House and Lovers Boutique
The Garden of Eden Couples Retreat

You have a future buddy..forget that day job.

Mr Gladstone

Explain to them that the rooms are usually rented by the hour, and how long do they need the bed for before they return that night.

Sleazy Sleep

Mickey Mouse Motel

The Wayne Newton Motor Inn.

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Slyd-on-inn

Sinderella Inn

Hotel Poke-Ahontas

Sleep-inn-With-the-Fishes

Lay-Away Motel.