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MBAtarga 02-06-2020 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 10744360)
I was in the lunch room at work today when the nurses & secretaries started talking about their sex schedules with their husbands.

Don't leave us hanging!

pavulon 02-06-2020 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 10744360)
I was in the lunch room at work today when the nurses & secretaries started talking about their sex schedules with their husbands.

I hate that crap and if it looks even close to going down one of those paths, drop a “I don’t feel safe, time to go” and leave. They’ll laugh but if things were reversed...Close encounter of the HR kind.

LWJ 02-06-2020 08:41 PM

Several respected co-workers output more BS than substance. And it has not hurt their careers.

Noah930 02-06-2020 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MBAtarga (Post 10744385)
Don't leave us hanging!

Unfortunately they don't want it as much as we do.


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Originally Posted by pavulon (Post 10744477)
I hate that crap and if it looks even close to going down one of those paths, drop a “I don’t feel safe, time to go” and leave. They’ll laugh but if things were reversed...Close encounter of the HR kind.

Fortunately I work in an office where those in attendance were close enough (and have been working together long enough) that those PC fears weren't really there.

Bill Douglas 02-06-2020 10:20 PM

A friend was working through his lunch and the girls (women in their 20's) didn't know he was on the other side of the partition. He said the conversation was eye watering. I said "What? Her? I thought she was a virgin."

Noah930 02-06-2020 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 10744548)
A friend was working through his lunch and the girls (women in their 20's) didn't know he was on the other side of the partition. He said the conversation was eye watering. I said "What? Her? I thought she was a virgin."

I had another experience like that about 15 years ago in another office. Another resident (male) and I were stuck doing paperwork in the back room after a morning clinic. This was a plastic surgical office, and somehow every girl that worked there was in her 20s and attractive--a couple smoking hot. They ate lunch in the back room, where I and the other guy were doing paperwork. One girl asked the others a question about sex with her boyfriend, and the conversation snowballed from there. It got to the point where I think they were making conversation just to see if they'd get a rise out of us (guys).

fastfredracing 02-07-2020 04:08 AM

I just learned that I am eating lunch in the wrong place

stomachmonkey 02-07-2020 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10744616)
I just learned that I am eating lunch in the wrong place

That lesson sounds like it may last a coupla days.

Gretch 02-07-2020 01:25 PM

Learned once again, that thinking one is smarter and of the highest intellectual order than anyone else in the room, does NOT make one a leader of men.

It was a very telling display.

:)

Rusty Heap 02-08-2020 06:56 AM

women at work were having a discussion on Favorite Movies.

unknown to me, they had changed the topic to Favorite Sexual Positions.


They asked me mine, and I said "The Road Warrior"..............they wanted a demonstration, while laughing their heads off.

dad911 02-09-2020 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 10744360)
I was in the lunch room at work today when the nurses & secretaries started talking about their sex schedules with their husbands.

I didn't know we were supposed to schedule. ;)

Shaun @ Tru6 02-09-2020 07:56 AM

^^^

I sometimes wish for a schedule. I need to get some sleep, and things done.

Noah930 02-09-2020 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dad911 (Post 10746875)
I didn't know we were supposed to schedule. ;)

Yes, apparently that was one of the voiced complaints. When a woman works all day, and has little kids to care for too, the last thing on her mind as she goes to bed is sexy time. She wants to spoon/cuddle (she being the little spoon) as she falls asleep, without being groped. The things I learn at lunch! (This complaint was voiced by a nurse who had a Maxim photo shoot a couple years back, but never made the cut for the magazine, so she's attractive and still super fit. The other nurses in attendance agreed with her sentiments.)


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