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I'm on hold with freakin' UPS...

Better than being on hold with the IRS!

I got audited once a few years ago. Not a fun experience, but I won.

or is that "won"??

Update: UPS told me to eff off, that it was return to Amazon and to contact them.

Before leaving I asked her for their address for service of process. She started to explain "the process" and I got a gulp from her when I explained I need that address so I could file lawsuit ...

Now fencing with "Vabihav" - a chat bot at Amazon.

moron keeps asking me the same questions over & over again

One time I got totally fed up and said "I hate this ?!$&%!! system." Immediately I get back..."Transferring you to a representative."

I usually ask them if I need to Email Jeff again.

This bozo is getting me a supervisor, supposedly...

I like UPS. Better than being driven out of the neighborhood by the lesbian mafia.

not if they are really hot lesbians

No, looked like logging truck drivers with tits.

Don't all logging truckers have 'em?

I thought that was one if the rules for employment.

was bumped to "Stuporvisor" Rahel

he refused to send me a transcript of the chat session

then manda or Samantha came on the phone via a call back/ can we do better - she couldn't do anything either but at least was nice

she wanted me to contact Amazonk Biziness Services

while on the phone I did place some orders...

placed orders with competitors, like Zoro and some others

still on the fence re Emailing Bezos - got good results last time but this is a smaller issue

Wait, there's a lesbian mafia?

I think they're called "Moobs"

Remind me not to introduce any of you guys to logging truck drivers...

yep, I wouldn't want to get slapped around by them.