If you think Corona Virus is Bad...

[RWebb]

I'm on hold with freakin' UPS...

[GH85Carrera]

Better than being on hold with the IRS!

[RWebb]

I got audited once a few years ago. Not a fun experience, but I won.

or is that "won"??

[RWebb]

Update: UPS told me to eff off, that it was return to Amazon and to contact them.

Before leaving I asked her for their address for service of process. She started to explain "the process" and I got a gulp from her when I explained I need that address so I could file lawsuit ...

[RWebb]

Now fencing with "Vabihav" - a chat bot at Amazon.

[RWebb]

moron keeps asking me the same questions over & over again

[Sooner or later]

Originally Posted by RWebb

moron keeps asking me the same questions over & over again

One time I got totally fed up and said "I hate this ?!$&%!! system." Immediately I get back..."Transferring you to a representative."

[RWebb]

I usually ask them if I need to Email Jeff again.

This bozo is getting me a supervisor, supposedly...

[Bill Douglas]

I like UPS. Better than being driven out of the neighborhood by the lesbian mafia.

[RWebb]

not if they are really hot lesbians

[Bill Douglas]

No, looked like logging truck drivers with tits.

[Crowbob]

Don't all logging truckers have 'em?

I thought that was one if the rules for employment.

[RWebb]

was bumped to "Stuporvisor" Rahel

he refused to send me a transcript of the chat session

then manda or Samantha came on the phone via a call back/ can we do better - she couldn't do anything either but at least was nice

she wanted me to contact Amazonk Biziness Services

while on the phone I did place some orders...

placed orders with competitors, like Zoro and some others

still on the fence re Emailing Bezos - got good results last time but this is a smaller issue

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

I like UPS. Better than being driven out of the neighborhood by the lesbian mafia.

Wait, there's a lesbian mafia?

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

Don't all logging truckers have 'em?

I thought that was one if the rules for employment.

I think they're called "Moobs"

[RWebb]

Remind me not to introduce any of you guys to logging truck drivers...

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by cabmando

Wait, there's a lesbian mafia?

yep, I wouldn't want to get slapped around by them.