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Jim Richards 03-28-2020 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wilnj (Post 10801533)
The 250+ # hostess I saw bent over a table when i walked in the door in a mini skirt and thong tells me you know what your talking about. It didn’t get any better when we got inside.


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So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.

wilnj 03-28-2020 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.


Chalk it up yo morbid curiosity. Didn’t think ti could get worse. We were wrong.


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john70t 03-28-2020 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong.

Doesn't every man these days, or is it just me?
It's so...liberating.

wilnj 03-28-2020 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.


LOL. I really need to proofread.


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legion 03-28-2020 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 10801032)
Is it just me or has the standard of strippers slipped in recent years?

(Damn tattoos... :()

All I have to say is....I'm glad that I live in a college town. :D

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Bill Douglas 03-28-2020 06:40 PM

And I bet they don't look the same wearing facemasks.

LWJ 03-28-2020 06:47 PM

Just so you all know. Portland is stripper central. It seems we even invented the pole dance.

It was a pathetic backwater when I was growing up. But we got the bimbos now.

I'm not a consumer. But it is an absolute fact.

Zeke 03-29-2020 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by unclebilly (Post 10801463)
Local solution... Boober Eats.

We've had topless house cleaners for a long while now. They do come with a chaperone. Not that I know this from experience. It was just another newspaper story from the 90's. I guess they actually clean. I don't think it's economical approach.

Somewhere here, maybe in the random pics thread, I posted a pic of the back of a PU with sign for really scantily bikini clad car washers. That's an old theme.

techweenie 03-29-2020 08:17 AM

So many opportunities for out of work strippers. Just need an entrepreneurial mindset.

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Bob Kontak 03-29-2020 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10801307)
No, Vegas.

I hit them several times a year when traveling.

Never Vegas but Montreal and Dallas were "The Tits".

Racerbvd 03-29-2020 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10802325)
We've had topless house cleaners for a long while now. They do come with a chaperone. Not that I know this from experience. It was just another newspaper story from the 90's. I guess they actually clean. I don't think it's economical approach.

Somewhere here, maybe in the random pics thread, I posted a pic of the back of a PU with sign for really scantily bikini clad car washers. That's an old theme.

There use to a strip club in Jax BITD, that the city was trying to shut down (the owner owned a Bright Yellow Slant nose 930 that had been featured in a magazinewith some of his strippers posed on).
Well, during a shut down by the city, he started a topples Car Wash, and the way he did it, the city couldn't do anything about it. The strip did reopen until he sold the property.

dad911 03-29-2020 09:27 AM

They don't make them like that in NJ......

KFC911 03-29-2020 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 10802469)
There use to a strip club in Jax BITD, that the city was trying to shut down (the owner owned a Bright Yellow Slant nose 930 that had been featured in a magazinewith some of his strippers posed on).
Well, during a shut down by the city, he started a topples Car Wash, and the way he did it, the city couldn't do anything about it. The strip did reopen until he sold the property.

I think that happened when I lived in Jax back in the 80s :D.

I could not afford a clean car back then....





Still can't ;)

Zeke 03-29-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by afterburn 549 (Post 10802377)
Hope your eye os better ...

Actually it is, thanks. I might get 100% back, but the ophthalmologist said it would be awhile.

Most here likely don't know what we're talking about.

But I can see what I need to see if a hottie is removing her clothes!

Jim Richards 03-29-2020 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10802895)
Most here likely don't know what we're talking about.

If ya keep doing it, you’ll go blind?

Good to hear your eyeballs are on the mend, Milt.

Racerbvd 03-29-2020 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 10802490)
I think that happened when I lived in Jax back in the 80s :D.

I could not afford a clean car back then....




Still can't ;)

Correct, over in Arlington. He also posed with the car in Playgirl magazine.
A friend knew him pretty well and kept the rest of us informed.

Mike Andrew 03-30-2020 04:45 AM

Bless their entrepreneurial souls. And some have forecast the end of American ingenuity.

john70t 03-30-2020 05:30 AM

The oldest profession.

wdfifteen 03-30-2020 05:40 AM

What this thread needs is more pictures of strippers.

sammyg2 03-30-2020 08:47 AM

A long log time ago I was on a business trip to Fresno.
Bored, I stumbled into a strip joint. In Fresno.
I highly recommend you DON'T do that ;)


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