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pwd72s 03-27-2020 06:48 PM

out of work strippers
 
back to work through free enterprise...and delivering a needed service.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZdL_uV-GQ&feature=emb_logo

LWJ 03-27-2020 08:04 PM

Come to Portland, Paul. We have strippers...

pwd72s 03-27-2020 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LWJ (Post 10800977)
Come to Portland, Paul. We have strippers...

Got the video from from The Oregonian's website...video is of Portland.

SCadaddle 03-27-2020 09:42 PM

Good God. Skank on a stick with a side of Hep C.
Just when I thought no one could outdo the women of the NURX commercials.

sc_rufctr 03-27-2020 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 10800942)
back to work through free enterprise...and delivering a needed service.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZdL_uV-GQ&feature=emb_logo

Is it just me or has the standard of strippers slipped in recent years?

(Damn tattoos... :()

svandamme 03-28-2020 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 10801032)
Is it just me or has the standard of strippers slipped in recent years?

(Damn tattoos... :()



Don't think so, you're just not drunk enough
and them strippers should know better then to go out in daylight.

or at least carry a high volume portable smoke machine with em...

techweenie 03-28-2020 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 10801032)
Is it just me or has the standard of strippers slipped in recent years?

(Damn tattoos... :()

Portland... I'd rate them 5-6. LA strippers are 8s to 10s. (I've heard)

flatbutt 03-28-2020 05:52 AM

I used to travel to a contractor near Fort Erie and sure some of those clubs were hog farms but....oh wait, yeah most of them were never mind.

wilnj 03-28-2020 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 10801156)
I used to travel to a contractor near Fort Erie and sure some of those clubs were hog farms but....oh wait, yeah most of them were never mind.


It’s been 20 years but I still get chills from what I saw in Covington, KY.


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wdfifteen 03-28-2020 07:48 AM

^^
A friend and I used to go to the same titty bar in Louisville on the Friday night of Farm Show week every year. Did it for years. They like 'em big and nasty in Kentucky. It's the kind of place where you don't shower before you go out, you shower when you get back to your room.

Zeke 03-28-2020 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by techweenie (Post 10801099)
Portland... I'd rate them 5-6. LA strippers are 8s to 10s. (I've heard)

No, Vegas.

unclebilly 03-28-2020 10:33 AM

Local solution... Boober Eats.

https://globalnews.ca/news/6729303/boober-eats-coronavirus-strip-club/?utm_medium=Facebook&utm_source=GlobalCalgary&fbcl id=IwAR03IO9o90SVuZBhSXfPJpcir_iyW-VVtZmjN8Qm4eeQhiIlx5eEWGE-4yg

herr_oberst 03-28-2020 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by techweenie (Post 10801099)
Portland... I'd rate them 5-6. LA strippers are 8s to 10s. (I've heard)

Please, to all Cali residents. What techweenie is offering here is a cautionary tale.
Please heed the results of his study before you decide to pack up and move north. And to all the recent southern immigrants, consider this while you sit in your vastly overvalued home during the 33rd day of a 60 day rain event: California has really great weather in addition to (apparently) better strippers.

wilnj 03-28-2020 11:27 AM

out of work strippers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wdfifteen (Post 10801294)
^^
A friend and I used to go to a titty bar in Louisville on the Friday night of Farm Show week every year. Did if for years. They like 'em big and nasty in Kentucky. It's the kind of place where you don't shower before you go out, you shower when you get back to your room.


The 250+ # hostess I saw bent over a table when i walked in the door in a mini skirt and thong tells me you know what your talking about. It didn’t get any better when we got inside.


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cabmandone 03-28-2020 11:55 AM

Givers! That's what they are.

john70t 03-28-2020 01:03 PM

My dog loves me. My cat loves me.
Everyone else is a liability.

I practice government-mandated social distancing.

Sorry babe. You ignored me so many times before and deliberately chose the wrong path. G'luck.

PorscheGAL 03-28-2020 04:10 PM

The owner is brilliant. Boober Eats... What a great name. I'm not going to criticize those girls trying to work and make something.

Joe Bob 03-28-2020 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wilnj (Post 10801279)
It’s been 20 years but I still get chills from what I saw in Covington, KY.


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From the lack of teeth or prison tats?

wdfifteen 03-28-2020 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by PorscheGAL (Post 10801794)
I'm not going to criticize those girls trying to work and make something.

You have to go with your strength. The women in the video seemed to be on the cleaner side of the profession.
I was in a place (when I was young - like 15 years ago) when a couple of the dancers were hanging out with my friend and I. "My" girl was wearing a tiny bikini. She pulled the front of her bikini bottom out, showed me a pill, and dropped it into the clean shaven depths of ... well you get the idea. She said, "You want that?"
I'm not sure whether she was talking about the pill or the place it was resting.
Somehow I managed to just tip her for her attention and get the hell out of the place. I had to drag my friend out - he was in love.:D:D

berettafan 03-28-2020 05:05 PM

my goodness that link looks like an episode of trailer park boys.

yeee-uck.

Jim Richards 03-28-2020 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilnj (Post 10801533)
The 250+ # hostess I saw bent over a table when i walked in the door in a mini skirt and thong tells me you know what your talking about. It didn’t get any better when we got inside.


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So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.

wilnj 03-28-2020 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.


Chalk it up yo morbid curiosity. Didn’t think ti could get worse. We were wrong.


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john70t 03-28-2020 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong.

Doesn't every man these days, or is it just me?
It's so...liberating.

wilnj 03-28-2020 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10801865)
So, help me get this right. You walked into some place wearing a mini skirt & thong. If you’re a guy, I’m thinking I better run for the eye bleach.


LOL. I really need to proofread.


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legion 03-28-2020 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 10801032)
Is it just me or has the standard of strippers slipped in recent years?

(Damn tattoos... :()

All I have to say is....I'm glad that I live in a college town. :D

https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1

Bill Douglas 03-28-2020 06:40 PM

And I bet they don't look the same wearing facemasks.

LWJ 03-28-2020 06:47 PM

Just so you all know. Portland is stripper central. It seems we even invented the pole dance.

It was a pathetic backwater when I was growing up. But we got the bimbos now.

I'm not a consumer. But it is an absolute fact.

Zeke 03-29-2020 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by unclebilly (Post 10801463)
Local solution... Boober Eats.

We've had topless house cleaners for a long while now. They do come with a chaperone. Not that I know this from experience. It was just another newspaper story from the 90's. I guess they actually clean. I don't think it's economical approach.

Somewhere here, maybe in the random pics thread, I posted a pic of the back of a PU with sign for really scantily bikini clad car washers. That's an old theme.

techweenie 03-29-2020 08:17 AM

So many opportunities for out of work strippers. Just need an entrepreneurial mindset.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/R-XMtdBENRo" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bob Kontak 03-29-2020 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10801307)
No, Vegas.

I hit them several times a year when traveling.

Never Vegas but Montreal and Dallas were "The Tits".

Racerbvd 03-29-2020 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10802325)
We've had topless house cleaners for a long while now. They do come with a chaperone. Not that I know this from experience. It was just another newspaper story from the 90's. I guess they actually clean. I don't think it's economical approach.

Somewhere here, maybe in the random pics thread, I posted a pic of the back of a PU with sign for really scantily bikini clad car washers. That's an old theme.

There use to a strip club in Jax BITD, that the city was trying to shut down (the owner owned a Bright Yellow Slant nose 930 that had been featured in a magazinewith some of his strippers posed on).
Well, during a shut down by the city, he started a topples Car Wash, and the way he did it, the city couldn't do anything about it. The strip did reopen until he sold the property.

dad911 03-29-2020 09:27 AM

They don't make them like that in NJ......

KFC911 03-29-2020 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 10802469)
There use to a strip club in Jax BITD, that the city was trying to shut down (the owner owned a Bright Yellow Slant nose 930 that had been featured in a magazinewith some of his strippers posed on).
Well, during a shut down by the city, he started a topples Car Wash, and the way he did it, the city couldn't do anything about it. The strip did reopen until he sold the property.

I think that happened when I lived in Jax back in the 80s :D.

I could not afford a clean car back then....





Still can't ;)

Zeke 03-29-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by afterburn 549 (Post 10802377)
Hope your eye os better ...

Actually it is, thanks. I might get 100% back, but the ophthalmologist said it would be awhile.

Most here likely don't know what we're talking about.

But I can see what I need to see if a hottie is removing her clothes!

Jim Richards 03-29-2020 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 10802895)
Most here likely don't know what we're talking about.

If ya keep doing it, you’ll go blind?

Good to hear your eyeballs are on the mend, Milt.

Racerbvd 03-29-2020 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 10802490)
I think that happened when I lived in Jax back in the 80s :D.

I could not afford a clean car back then....




Still can't ;)

Correct, over in Arlington. He also posed with the car in Playgirl magazine.
A friend knew him pretty well and kept the rest of us informed.

Mike Andrew 03-30-2020 04:45 AM

Bless their entrepreneurial souls. And some have forecast the end of American ingenuity.

john70t 03-30-2020 05:30 AM

The oldest profession.

wdfifteen 03-30-2020 05:40 AM

What this thread needs is more pictures of strippers.

sammyg2 03-30-2020 08:47 AM

A long log time ago I was on a business trip to Fresno.
Bored, I stumbled into a strip joint. In Fresno.
I highly recommend you DON'T do that ;)


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