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Jeff Higgins 05-15-2020 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo (Post 10866012)
What and where is this, "vastly over-hyped"? Are you talking about Conor McGregor? If so, I don't know how anyone could consider too much hype over one guy as, "vast".

What and where? The whole damn "sport". Put any one of those fools in a ring with a real boxer. The outcome is boringly predictable. Conor McGregor was one of their "best", one of their champions. The only real boxer he ever faced played with him like a cat with a dying mouse. Until he got bored and finished him.

I put modern MMA on the same level as WWF. Bullschitt, contrived entertainment for unsophisticated fight fans. Lots of drama. Lots of posing. Kind of the "PARF" of fighting. Not surprising that you find it entertaining... :D

Rawknees'Turbo 05-15-2020 01:44 PM

^^^

It's also equally not surprising that you spew nonsense absolutes about a subject you are woefully ignorant of - something you do regularly, as has been observed here many times before.

Seahawk 05-15-2020 01:59 PM

There is an old saying in boxing: “The last thing to go is the punch.”

Could Mike knock someone out?

Sure, just not another professional boxer in his weight class. Most people simply do not understand the conditioning it takes to go even three rounds. Mike looks good in snippets. Snippets mean exactly zero.

I box two or three times a month (not in the last few months, of course) and at 63 I have found my once excellent reflexes, counter punches, can now be timed with a sundial.

My life in slo-mo.

Mike should only box someone his age. The young guys would kill him.

Jeff Higgins 05-15-2020 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo (Post 10866943)
^^^

It's also equally not surprising that you spew nonsense absolutes about a subject you are woefully ignorant of - something you do regularly, as has been observed here many times before.

And, again, knowing nothing about me, you feel compelled to post as if you do.

I boxed Golden Gloves as a teenager. Even though I won a lot, I got tired of getting beat up. Even winning in boxing means you take a pretty good beating. It takes a long time for the redness and puffiness to go away. I got tired of it.

In my mid 20's, when I was still stupid enough to get talked into such things, a buddy at work talked me into joining him at some b.s. local "tough guy" competition, which was MMA style, before it really took off. I had no idea what I was doing, had no "ground game" (since I never wrestled), but I could kick very well, just not like a fighter - I went to college on a partial soccer (very, very partial) scholarship. So I kinda sorta thought maybe I could do this...

Long story short, I just boxed. And kicked 'em in the shins every now and then just to be a smart ass. I only did it a few times before I decided I was too old for that crap. But, um, yeah - I actually got in the ring and did both. How about you?

Beyond that, having boxed, I have been a lifelong fan of the sport. I tried to like MMA, I really did - watched it for years. Watched it through the eyes of a boxing fan, for sure, so that is probably how I formed such a low opinion of it. And why I'm convinced that any decent boxer would simply tear one of those idiots up. And, actually, that has been proven every time there has been any sort of a crossover match. Every time.

It appears that it may be you who is "woefully ignorant" of what I'm "woefully ignorant" of... of course, that has never slowed you down... SmileWavy

stevej37 05-15-2020 02:06 PM

Ding!! Round 1
Go for his ear!
Go for his ear! :D

Jeff Higgins 05-15-2020 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 10866959)
There is an old saying in boxing: “The last thing to go is the punch.”

Could Mike knock someone out?

Sure, just not another professional boxer in his weight class. Most people simply do not understand the conditioning it takes to go even three rounds. Mike looks good in snippets. Snippets mean exactly zero.

I box two or three times a month (not in the last few months, of course) and at 63 I have found my once excellent reflexes, counter punches, can now be timed with a sundial.

My life in slo-mo.

Mike should only box someone his age. The young guys would kill him.

Yeah, I still train on the heavy bag and the speed bag. I can still hit pretty effin' hard, if I do say so for myself. But could I go rounds? Even one minute rounds? Hell no. Could I still take the same kind of punch I can throw? Hell no. But it's still fun, and good exercise to hit the bags. Besides, in real life, who would ever expect a nondescript 60 year old man to throw a decent left hook on them? I would absolutely have the element of surprise, if it came to that. To paraphrase Mike Tyson, my best hope would be to "change their plans...". ;)

Geronimo '74 05-15-2020 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 10865157)
"too soon old. too late smart." -Mike Tyson

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Originally Posted by asphaltgambler (Post 10865397)
…..………….. “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”...………………..possibly the best quote …..ever.

Great quotes, both of them.
First one sounds familiar :D

Seahawk 05-15-2020 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 10866974)
To paraphrase Mike Tyson, my best hope would be to "change their plans...". ;)

Mine as well:cool:

Quick Sea Story:

When Tyson boxed Lennox Lewis in Memphis 2002 I was stationed at the the Navy’s manpower HQ in Millington, Tn.

I flew back home every weekend except those occasions when I had to run a “board”...I could not trust the weather and stayed the weekend.

The Navy did a lot of volunteer work in Memphis, staffing Redbirds games, etc. The fight was at the Pyramid in Memphis and the Navy had worked a lot of events there.

The Pyramid folks asked us to provide Navy folks to be part of the pre fight stuff, form a line across the ring between Mike and Lennox just prior to the bell, etc.

So we did. Since I was staying in Millington because I had a board, I volunteered to run the admin stuff to get the guys (senior enlisted and officers) where they needed to be, when. Easiest job in the world.

It was really extraordinary...I was ringside for everything and got to stay for the fight twenty feet away. This was my first time at a professional fight and the power and fury was unexpected. Jesus.

That’s it, nothing other than I hope Mike stays in the old guy lane.

Geronimo '74 05-15-2020 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 10866959)
... Mike looks good in snippets. Snippets mean exactly zero.

.

Snippets won't hold up in court, but I reckon they don't have to be untrue per sé.

Imo, They are previews, a taste of what's to come. I hope it lives up to (at least) my expectations. I'm rooting for him. But like I said, I think he's an intruiging character, back then, but also still today. ymmv

And yes, he should fight in his devision, the veterans, senior, or whatever it is called.
Agree 100%.

Jeff Higgins 05-15-2020 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 10866995)
This was my first time at a professional fight and the power and fury was unexpected. Jesus.

Yes. Again, as a lifetime fan of the sport, I have attended quite a few matches, from local club stuff to some top level pro fights. The top level pro's are something everyone who is remotely interested in fighting needs to see first hand. Television absolutely cannot communicate the sheer "power and fury" these guys bring to the ring.

It can actually be a very difficult sport to watch live. You really miss an awful lot of it, more than you realize. It is amazing how much you come to realize how you count on those between rounds replays to see what really happened. I've lost count of how many times I've seen a guy on the mat and had no idea how he got there. It all just happens so, so fast. It's truly impressive live - and all the more frightening.

Maybe that's why MMA has gotten so popular - once they are down on the mat, rolling around hugging and fornicating one another, it's all slowed down enough to watch. Hell, you can go take a leak and get another beer and, by the time you get back, nothing much has changed. ;)

Bob Kontak 05-15-2020 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 10867043)
Yes. Again, as a lifetime fan of the sport, I have attended quite a few matches, from local club stuff to some top level pro fights.

I admire you guys that are deeply into boxing. I don't know enough about the sport to say much. But I will. :D

My Dad took me to the Nutty Professor at a theater sofa king long ago and they had the first Liston vs. Clay fight. I think they played it before the movie. Maybe ten minutes worth. I know that's why my Dad took me so he could see it.

I was high on the Conor McGregor vs Mayweather fight as I thought that was cool. Talked to my avid boxing fan pal and he said it was a joke. Like, I could not even get him going he was so absolute in his viewpoint. He was correct.

However, I did get into the Rousey vs Holms UFC fight. I really enjoyed that. Talked to Ronnie a good deal about that one. Rousey's neck bent funny.

Endless hours watching Youtube vids of Tyson (and others) snuffing dudes with a punch or two but favorite time burner is rope a dope. Ending was pretty cool.

rfuerst911sc 05-15-2020 04:06 PM

A lot of you guys sound like you think he's coming back to fight professionally , where are you hearing that ? I ask because all I have seen on the net is that he is getting in shape to do four round charity fights . With proceeds going to charity . He may not be the brightest bulb in the pack but I don't think he's dumb enough to think he can come back as a pro .

dan88911 05-15-2020 05:09 PM

I would like to see Iron Mike go a few rounds with Bernard Hopkins.

Rawknees'Turbo 05-15-2020 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 10867078)
. . .
I was high on the Conor McGregor vs Mayweather fight as I thought that was cool. Talked to my avid boxing fan pal and he said it was a joke. Like, I could not even get him going he was so absolute in his viewpoint. He was correct.


. . .

It is the same sort of joke when a boxer fights an MMA guy in an MMA event - the boxer is made to look silly and gets dispatched quickly (JH's statement to the contrary, in post #44, is completely false). The whole comparison thing is ridiculous and those who declare one sport's superiority over the other, based on an athlete's performance in a cheesy crossover event, are truly clueless.

sc_rufctr 05-15-2020 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 10866969)
Ding!! Round 1
Go for his ear!
Go for his ear! :D

Funny but probably his most famous moment. He must be so proud of his legacy... :rolleyes:

Jeff Higgins 05-15-2020 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo (Post 10867177)
It is the same sort of joke when a boxer fights an MMA guy in an MMA event - the boxer is made to look silly and gets dispatched quickly (JH's statement to the contrary, in post #44, is completely false). The whole comparison thing is ridiculous and those who declare one sport's superiority over the other, based on an athlete's performance in a cheesy crossover event, are truly clueless.

Ray Mercer, at 47 years old, knocking out UFC champ Tim Sylvia in all of about ten seconds, under full UFC rules:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DaklYwClEQ8" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

A few more examples (starting with Mercer again):

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_O7fX0EM4uo" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The fact of the matter is that a trained boxer's superior punching power and speed, coupled with their ability to defend against the same, will most often dominate an MMA fighter. It usually doesn't even go to the mat where the MMA fighter can utilize their ground skills. The boxer simply knocks them out before that ever happens. It happens time and time again, even under MMA rules, as shown above.

Rawknees'Turbo 05-15-2020 09:28 PM

^^^

I will assume you are taking the piss here, since there are just as many YouTube compilation videos out there showing boxers getting whipped in MMA competitions. The whole crossover concept is a joke, meant to titillate people that don't know much about either sport.

And your claim of "superior punching power and speed" is amusing; what do you base that on (perhaps a YouTube video)?

The video with Silva and Mercer is funny, considering there are many instances where one MMA guy quickly knocks out another - it happens for a number of reasons (usually carelessness and stupidity on the part of the guy who gets dropped), and proves nothing about a boxer's superiority when he does it to an MMA guy.

sc_rufctr 05-16-2020 03:03 AM

Raunch... and you wonder why you're not allowed in PARF. :rolleyes:

Crowbob 05-16-2020 04:43 AM

Back in college a guy down the hall was a scrawny-looking 5’9” 130# nerd who (he said-without brag) was a semi-finalist in a couple state-wide boxing tournaments.

My roommate was a solid, really quick, 6’2” 180# good-looking, all-around athlete who never boxed in his life.

Beer was involved.

It lasted around 30 secs. but only because the nerd let my roommate take a couple swings.

Roommate said he thinks it was painless.

Bob Kontak 05-16-2020 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowbob (Post 10867464)
Roommate said he thinks it was painless.

That's funny right there. Pop goes the weasel.


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