not the episode with the old peddler, there was another where a man put on a pair he found and took the personality/identity of that man (gangster). It didn't end well for him either.

things have been tough on tabs since the fez and monogrammed slipper market dried up.

if monocle polish falls out of favor, he is really going to be in trouble.

use a gardener instead

He's talking about Chauncey.

Ought to be a song in here somewhere. Something about life in the fast lane?

Well, I listened. I heeded TABS's warnings. Earlier in the year, before covid, I sold it all and bought a sailboat to see the world. You may have seen my story in USA today:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/02/10/couple-sells-everything-sailboat-sinks/326152002/

Just borrow money on the one card to pay off the other.......simple really.

I'm shocked- I thought he was just another pretty face at the strip club, working his way through grad school on a doctorate of eloquence

You are screwed.

When your global meltdown comes to pass that pension will be history since they are invested in bonds and stocks. With all your "wisdom" you will be just as broke as the rest of us...

Take out as many credit cars as possible, max them all out buying tech stocks, make a fortune, then default on the cards.
Heck they're unsecured loans anyway, who cares if your credit rating sux if yer rich? ;)

usual disclaimers apply.

I have 37. Currently working on #38. I have read that you are doing good when you max out the same number as your age...

^^^ where do you park all of them??

In the garag

I understan

Wha?

Sell the '72.

Either that or buy another one.

Most economists believe the United States will tip into recession by 2021, a new survey shows, despite White House insistence the economy is sound.

Nearly 3 out of 4 economists surveyed by the National Association for Business Economics expect a recession by 2021, according to poll results released Monday. The outlook reflects growing skepticism among economists and investors that the U.S. economy will be able to withstand a protracted trade war with China without serious harm amid a weakening global outlook.

Wash. Post - 19 August 2020

We are already in a recession.

^^^ 1 outta 4 economists are idjuts :D

....at least...mebbe more ;)

Wonder why Webb didn't post a link??????

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/08/19/out-economists-predict-us-recession-by-survey-finds/

Aug 19, 2019 · Most economists believe the United States will tip into recession by 2021, a new survey shows, despite White House insistence the economy is sound. Nearly 3 out of 4 economists surveyed