Went to a massage parlor today

[Ziggythecat]

So this happened today and is pretty funny and a commentary on our times as well.
The brakes on my little Audi were feeling spongy lately and I was looking for somewhere to get the brake fluid replaced on the fly, instead of killing a day with a dealer.
I was also looking for a place to get a massage, as our usual spot had been closed since March , and both my wife and I were missing it.
Now,I’m driving along this morning and there’s a Pep Boys with some open bays, and a few doors down is a big bright sign. Accupresure.
Bingo !
Might even be a chiropractor.
The service nan says to give him an hour, and that’s exactly what I have in mind.
So, I head over to the friendly door, and they require a mask to enter, and I’m happy to see that.

Now, I’m greeted by a 30 ish attendant and an 80 ish “manager” and it’s pretty evident after a few moments that I’m not in Hand and Stone anymore.
The specialty here is Korean.
It’s 10:45 am, and I know how the Robert Kraft movie ends.

I’m about to be ushered into a side room, and I stop and ask , how much is the massage ?
She gets kind of coy, and there is no doubt it is very ...negotiable.
So I state that I just want an hour massage. That’s it.
She says $65 , I say Ok and we go into a bright airy room, and I’m told to undress, lie face down on the massage table, and _then_ I can remove my mask.

I’m getting a great back massage, and she’s working out a few months of kinks and knots.

So, I’ve been face down and nude the entire time, and I finally sneak a peek behind me, just out of curiosity.
After a quick gaze back my natural urges overtake me, and I can’t help myself. I ask her ...can you take off your mask ?
Now, I have no doubt that she was willing to take off everything in a blink, but she told me NO
It wasn’t even an option.
She went on to explain that she can remove it on the street or in the foyer , but not in this room. Not going to happen ��
I had a great massage and gave a nice tip and I definitely entertained myself.
The new brake fluid seems to help, Pep Boys did not drop it off the lift, so it all in all , it was a really happy ending.
Don’t hate me.

[cabmandone]

So this massage did not have a happy ending?

[Baz]

Are you saying you wanted a BJ?

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Baz

Are you saying you wanted a BJ?

Hey! this is a family site! He wanted a thorough rubbing of his mid section due to tightness and pressure in the groin area!

[vash]

you just wanted to see what she looked like? that is not always a good thing..

last time i had a korean massage, the ladies hands smelled like garlic...i wouldnt let her touch my face.

[RWebb]

what kind of brake fluid is used in a Korean massage?

[stevej37]

I had the same poster as in Jerry's apt.

[Jeff Higgins]

She probably had a beard.

[tabs]

My brakes are always feelin a little spongy...does that mean all I have to do to get them nice and firm again is to go to a massage parlor.. Can you get the wheel bearings greased to?

So what do I say when I go in, " I need a brake and lube job!" Where is Lubie when you need him to answer your pertinent questions about this kind of lubrication stuff?

[stevej37]

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

She probably had a beard.

I doubt it...unless it was thin narrow one.

[look 171]

Wasted my time reading all that boring siht about undressing and oil, now tell me about that goddangAudi

[Ziggythecat]

The Audi rocks..little A3 Sport back ‘12, FWD with the same turbo the put in the big ones.
It’s got 45 K and nothing but a battery and a few light bulbs.
I even grew to like the DSG tranny.

She’s little and tossable, and definitely looks like a real good ride...and the Audi is fun too

[look 171]

Originally Posted by Ziggythecat

The Audi rocks..little A3 Sport back ‘12, FWD with the same turbo the put in the big ones.
It’s got 45 K and nothing but a battery and a few light bulbs.
I even grew to like the DSG tranny.

She’s little and tossable, and definitely looks like a real good ride...and the Audi is fun too

hahaha

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by Ziggythecat

She’s little and tossable, and definitely looks like a real good ride...and the Audi is fun too

I'm sure your wife would agree.

[Ziggythecat]

Originally Posted by dafischer

I'm sure your wife would agree.

I took a card, for her.

[dafischer]

your wife wants to take her for a ride, too? Kinky!

[Ziggythecat]

Originally Posted by dafischer

your wife wants to take her for a ride, too? Kinky!

Take it out of the gutter.
Sometimes a massage is just a massage

[Hendog]

Originally Posted by Ziggythecat

Take it out of the gutter.
Sometimes a massage is just a massage

I got a lot of chuckles from this thread! I love this place.

[stealthn]

Click bait..

[WPOZZZ]

Did they do the pump and hold?