Major fail #2 - butt I did see a naked female ass.

[vash]

Me.

I woke up this morning and saw: No smoke! What? The wind blew away wildfire smoke.

I brush my teeth ate a sandwich, brush my teeth again and load up my fishing gear. I head for a secret spot I found on Google Earth. As my truck idles, I check the boat launch. It’s closed!

Eff that - my junk is already loaded. I head for the California Delta. A labyrinth of bassy-ass waters. On the way I call my wife to check on the smoke. She reports an unhealthy AQI of 125. Screech. Fail. Now what?

I flip a u-turn and head to Clearlake. The nations #3 bass lake. I launch. At the upper lake region. Stupid! The entire lake is 2.5 feet deep. I could have walk out into the main lake 400 yards. Too shallow for my pedal drive. I had to paddle! I got SKUNKED. in my defense I need to two fishing rods I ordered. I get them tomorrow.

Funny story. Up at the lake I drive my truck around a corner and I see a round glistening brown colored shape (peeking out behind a late model Chevy Yukon - tan colored) . I thought, ‘what is that? Then I see the high heel sneakers, and the knee high sport tube socks. The shape registers in my sleepy brain. It was the bare-butt of a young fit woman in the squat position. She was going.... I didn’t stick around to see what “number”. I averted my eyes and drive on. I seriously think I jinxed my fishing trip seeing that image. Nobody is that lucky.

Skunked. I’ll try again Saturday. I will launch mid lake where the water is deep. I have a new plan.

[wdfifteen]

Ever hear of Pressa El Cuchillo ? We were randomly cruising around Mexico about 5 years ago and landed in China (the town, not the country) one night. There were a bunch of 'Mericans there with their pickup trucks and their boats. I mean a LOT of pickup trucks and boats - headed down the road to Pressa El Cuchillo. I'm not a fisherman, but they said Pressa El Cuchillo is the best bass lake in North America and by the number of guys there trying their hands at out smarting a fish I think they might me onto something,

[Nostril Cheese]

Saw a woman take a dump in the parking lot of a Fred Meyer about a month ago. I was kind of amazed at the audacity. Not a f*** given. She was not attractive.

[s_morrison57]

pic's ?

[livi]

Oh man. How hard can it be to flip out the cellphone for a couple of shots.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by livi

Oh man. How hard can it be to flip out the cellphone for a couple of shots.

Be careful what you wish for because what is seen cannot be unseen.

[javadog]

I once hiked to a remote beach on the north end of Kauai early one morning and came upon a lesbian couple that had camped on the beach overnight. They seemed to have something against wearing clothing. Fortunately, they were both very attractive so I didn't have to go buy some eye bleach. Not many stores on the north end of Kauai, so eye bleach is probably pretty hard to find there.

No bass, which was fine with me.

[livi]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

Be careful what you wish for because what is seen cannot be unseen.

I just realized my comment sounded like coprophagia.

[onewhippedpuppy]

While I’m all for naked ass.....yeah there’s a point where it loses a little luster.

[javadog]

Sounds like you’ve been to Martinique.

[gregpark]

My favorite true naked lady story. 6 of us were skiing at Squaw Valley. Near the top, 3 of us wanted to ski the tippy top lift (Siberia). At the appointed regroup spot near the bottom of the run, between groves of trees, we were were giving a report of the chin deep moguls to the other 3 when out of nowhere a woman (young and attractive) comes sliding out of the trees on her back with her skis on but her ski bibs and everything else pulled down around her boots. She slid between us, splitting our group then turned on her side to stop just 10 feet past us. She struggled to pull her pants up but with her skis still on it was impossible. I said click out! which she finally did and managed to cover up after several agonizing minutes for her. Initially we were dumbfounded but quickly realized what had just occurred and we couldn't stifle ourselves from laughing. Poor thing, all four cheeks were bright red.

[vash]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

While I’m all for naked ass.....yeah there’s a point where it loses a little luster.

yup. it is thin line. almost a crack per se.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by vash

yup. it is thin line. almost a crack per se.

College rental house was right next to a Gastown station in Kent. Fence between, but it was not a privacy fence. Back of station towards our kitchen window

Way too many girly-girl rears observed from that vantage point. No name spelling or anything artistic. Just hydraulic discharge relieving their beer crisis.

I can't look at a young girls bottom to this day.