Life advice- After 50 years of loathing-

LEAKYSEALS951 · 03-25-2021, 10:49 AM

Life advice- After 50 years of loathing, I've got hard nipples, serious blockage, tinnitus, and sleep apnea. I feel I'm a total Dumschizzlez!

I'm not the oldest here, but I'm beat down, exhausted (still- after my old kitchen reno from 10 yrs ago), but it's probably not the kitchen project, it's probably the apnea, or just a long F'n day at the ranch.

I swear I'm tanking in value, I could only hope to have a dead sexy obit.

BUT- I do have some cool TV theme songs to cope, so no need to go shoot a bunch of people.

Yet!

herr_oberst · 03-25-2021, 10:55 AM

Get on your ultimate bike for some exercise to try and make sure your dead sexy obituary is a long way away.

LEAKYSEALS951 · 03-25-2021, 10:56 AM

And if I did have to pick a theme song, it would be this version:

Steve Carlton · 03-25-2021, 11:07 AM

I just dropped anchor on your lawn.

unclebilly · unclebilly's Garage

Knock or no Knock?

Zeke · 03-26-2021, 06:00 AM

What do you eat?

3rd_gear_Ted · 3rd_gear_Ted's Garage

If you listen to what you want played @ your memorial event play list, it helps.

LEAKYSEALS951 · 03-26-2021, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke

What do you eat?

100% doritos.

Well- Just saw Jerry's Motormeister papers, so, I'm not in that situation, so there's that. I'm in a much better mood already! Happy weekend suckers!!!