Busted by Cheetos

[Sooner or later]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-woman-home-break-in-cheetos-residue-teeth-police

An Oklahoma woman was arrested in connection to an attempted home burglary after police found Cheetos residue on her teeth, authorities said Monday.

The incident happened around 8 p.m. Friday at a Tulsa home, police said. A woman at the residence told responding officers that she was home with two small children when a woman climbed inside through a window.

Officers determined the suspect had pried a screen off the window to get inside but left before stealing anything or harming anyone, according to police.

However, the suspect left behind a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of water on the floor near the open window.

The suspect, identified as Sharon Carr, was found with residue from the snack still on her teeth, police said. She was arrested and faces charges of first-degree burglary.

[LWJ]

And that, kids, is what will happen to you if you take drugs...

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by LWJ

And that, kids, is what will happen to you if you take drugs...

Under the influence of Cheetos is no defence.

[thor66]

only Twinkies count

[stevej37]

I love Cheetos Crunch Pop Mix!

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by LWJ

And that, kids, is what will happen to you if you take drugs...

I call BS .... no real Cheetos addict is gonna leave behind their stash! Unless they've already moved on to the harder stuff ... Doritos

[wilnj]

Originally Posted by KC911

I call BS .... no real Cheetos addict is gonna leave behind their stash! Unless they've already moved on to the harder stuff ... Doritos

Hope this doesn’t get PARFed but I have to call BS on that. A Dorito is just a essentially chip with more flavor and relatively socially acceptable.

If you’re walking around munching cheetos you’ve gone past carrying about what anyone says or thinks.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by wilnj

Hope this doesn’t get PARFed but I have to call BS on that. A Dorito is just a essentially chip with more flavor and relatively socially acceptable.

If you’re walking around munching cheetos you’ve gone past carrying about what anyone says or thinks.

Sometimes they get busted for driving after just two small Doritos too!

Which is more likely to impair one's judgement.... Cheetos or Doritos? I dunno...

Haven't had either in a while

[cabmandone]

Just say "It wasn't me"

[stevej37]

[flatbutt]

She should have swished and swallowed, dental hygiene counts!