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Dead Sexy Obituary
I only hope mine is half as clever.
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/omaha/name/eric-sauser-obituary?pid=197898762 Eric A. Sauser, AKA Super Dad, AKA Easy, just a rockin' dude from Omaha, NE passed away peacefully in his sleep on Friday, February 26, 2021, at the age of 43 with his wife by his side. His departure was just in time for him to make his spiritual appearance at every Red Sox spring game. Eric is survived by his wife, Crystal and three children, Amelia, Violet and Benjamin all of whom will likely sleep in the same bed for many years to come (sorry, Eric). He is also survived by his loving and caring parents, Ronnie and Paula Sauser, and his sister and aunt extraordinaire, Jessica Sauser. In addition to his immediate family, Eric leaves behind an incredible extended family and many, many friends. He is preceded in death by billions, including his dog Harvey who most of us loved to hate. We are confident they are joyfully reconnecting right now. If you knew Eric, you knew you were loved, and there is a good chance he told you that – probably sober, but maybe not. During his time here, he found a way into everyone's heart. Eric loved, in this order, his smoking hot wife, his brilliant kids and family, his many friends, the Boston Red Sox, the Kansas City Chiefs (before being a Chiefs fan was cool), the Huskers, Liverpool Futbol, QT iced tea, Adidas sneakers, fishing, backpacking, hiking, hunting, and any old Chevy he saw on the road. Eric hated sad stories, beets, romantic comedies, a snow packed driveway and turning off the garage light. That's it. Eric was content with most everything else. We are not positive, but we think the cause of death was either leukemia or more likely being "dead sexy". Eric, we've always loved you and miss you already. A Celebration of Life will be held on Thursday, March 4, 2021, at 2pm at Roeder Mortuary, 2727 N 108th St. The family will receive guests from 1-2pm with the Service following. Admission is free to all who attend this once in a lifetime show for the greatest man on earth. Following the Service, the family requests jamming out to Ozzy Osborne and raising a cold beer (preferably Busch Light) in celebration of Eric's life. In lieu of flowers, please pray that the Huskers have a winning season, or send a donation to The Leukemia And Lymphoma Society in Eric's name. He would appreciate either or both. |
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Godspeed Eric...
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43 is way too young, clever obit or no, way too young.
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That’s awesome and exactly how I want to be remembered. Raise a glass and remember the good times when I’m gone.
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I want to be remembered like that. Sounds like a good dude.
RIP, sir. |
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It's a gift to read an obit that makes you take stock of your own life and want to live it better.
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Perfect pitch. A great obit is a thing of beauty.
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Nice, I wish his family peace and happy memories.
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Sad.... Kids w/o a Pop and old Chevys no longer liked......
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I think they are going to be as disappointed as I am going to be with the Cornhuskers this year
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RIP Mr. Fun.
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Reminds me a bit of Nick Swardson's funeral plans in his comedy routine...look it up for a laugh but part of it includes paying John Stamos $10k to show up, cry a bit and say nothing to anyone about why he is there.
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Great, but suspect he wrote it himself...
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