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Bob Kontak 03-21-2021 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 11267672)
... nor should we be shamed for celebrating Hannah Ferguson et al.
Well stated.

With respect to subject woman being celebrated, I pictured "The agony of defeat" guy wiping out at the bottom of the ski ramp on WWW of Sports getting the mentioned participation trophy.

He lost. She's not sexual fantasy material. The end.

rfuerst911sc 03-21-2021 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by The Synergizer (Post 11267717)
It's what's inside that counts!

And with her it's probably a case of beer, buckets of chicken, turkey legs, delicious pork chops and porterhouse steaks... Then there's desserts..

Which reminds me of John Belushi on Saturday Night Live playing Elizabeth Taylor eating a turkey leg.
Don't forget the diet Coke ......... 64 ounce 😁

Joe Bob 03-21-2021 08:24 AM
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The Synergizer 03-21-2021 08:58 AM
Trump's fault!

Nostril Cheese 03-21-2021 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The Synergizer (Post 11267872)
Trump's fault!
Dont PARF this up.... geez.

Gretch 03-21-2021 11:34 AM
that thing is a disgusting, self aggrandizing pig with no self or impulse control. Celebrated by the woke SJWs who are worthless scum in their own right.

pmax 03-21-2021 04:31 PM
Is sports still about physical exertion and competition ?

Joe Bob 03-21-2021 05:28 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/jvneu2/john_belushi_as_elizabeth_taylor_11111978/

Por_sha911 03-21-2021 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 11267640)
8 foot around the hips....we have a winner, with a chicken dinner.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1616331156.jpg
chicken dinner?
More likel KFC Chicken Restaurant.

look 171 03-21-2021 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ckelly78z (Post 11267680)
How on earth does she travel anywhere with dat azz...no seats wide enough ?
I Have had a couple big clients but nothing like that. Often, I wonder how do they fit over the toilet seat? :eek:

I wonder if that's in her genes or jsut an eating disorder?

Nostril Cheese 03-21-2021 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by look 171 (Post 11268359)
I Have had a couple big clients but nothing like that. Often, I wonder how do they fit over the toilet seat? :eek:

I wonder if that's in her genes or jsut an eating disorder?
some get implants

rusnak 03-21-2021 06:02 PM
How do they know when they're over the hole? I imagine wiping is next to impossible.

Nostril Cheese 03-21-2021 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 11268371)
How do they know when they're over the hole? I imagine wiping is next to impossible.
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wdfifteen 03-21-2021 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by look 171 (Post 11268359)
I Have had a couple big clients but nothing like that. Often, I wonder how do they fit over the toilet seat? :eek:
Toilet seat seems a small challenge considering what large people can do.
I'm not trying to be disparaging, just curious.
At the family reunion a couple of years ago there were a couple of my cousin's kids (I don't know what that makes them officially) who were easily over 300lbs. No way any of them could see their own genitals. One couple had 2 kids and the other had 2 and one on the way. How the hell can that happen??

Joe Bob 03-21-2021 07:13 PM
Daddy must have a extremely long shaft Johnson outboard.....just sayin'....

BTW, how many have looked to see if that schitshy stick was for real?

Jeff Hail 03-21-2021 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 11268371)
How do they know when they're over the hole? I imagine wiping is next to impossible.

Norden bombsight.

Bill Douglas 03-21-2021 10:20 PM
One place where I worked a fat girl was too big for the regular chairs so they got her a stool to sit on. Looking at her I didn't think that was a good idea.

look 171 03-21-2021 11:07 PM
I want to say that is over 36" wide? Not trying to be offensive, but normal bedroom doors and bathroom doors are only 32" per building code.

The one thing I have seen from my travels. Big people like that are rare in other countries. Think about it, the genes from traditional Africans seem to be small people, same for Asians. When I was a kid, we rarely see big folks that are over 300 lbs. What's America feeding us?

look 171 03-21-2021 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 11268371)
How do they know when they're over the hole? I imagine wiping is next to impossible.
I think about that too. Also, 32" width is building code for toilets. That rubs on neither side of the toilet walls every time toilet is used. What about public toilets where stalls are limited in width.

look 171 03-21-2021 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 11268423)
Daddy must have a extremely long shaft Johnson outboard.....just sayin'....

BTW, how many have looked to see if that schitshy stick was for real?
If I ever got that big, I will be dickless for sure because I will never see it again.


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