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Esel Mann 03-25-2021 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gsxrken (Post 11272567)
^^^ Johnny Knoxville / Jackass show did a similar bit. He went into a plumbing showroom with a newspaper and took a dump on a demo toilet in a model bathroom. The employees were not amused.

lol, i know someone who once went into the orlando ikea, grabbed their sales paper, and went to one of those staging rooms with a toilet, dropped drawers and pretended to be reading the newspaper.
good times, great fun.

pwd72s 03-25-2021 02:14 PM

Actually, this could get serious financially...a restriction in the supply chain causing shortage all over the world.

Steve Carlton 03-25-2021 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese (Post 11271922)
I walk over and I'm like "Damn, thats big, I'll unclog it." I then reach in and pull it out. "See? all good!" She then gags like shes gonna puke. We all started laughing. She was not happy... lol


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URY914 03-25-2021 05:33 PM

This may take awhile.....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1616722383.jpg

Noah930 03-25-2021 05:57 PM

That's almost comical. They should have a couple guys out there with the little plastic shovels you get for beach toys for your kids.

Seriously: is there a way to offload some of the containers if the ship isn't in port? Make it lighter/float higher? That may take less time than digging the ship out.

RWebb 03-25-2021 05:59 PM

I heard they were offloading some now (from the bow).

The machines they have are pretty large, but you'd think they could use 2 backhoes at once

WPOZZZ 03-25-2021 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 11273172)
That's almost comical. They should have a couple guys out there with the little plastic shovels you get for beach toys for your kids.

Seriously: is there a way to offload some of the containers if the ship isn't in port? Make it lighter/float higher? That may take less time than digging the ship out.

No fcks were Ever Given.

Bill Douglas 03-25-2021 07:42 PM

That's certainly the bigliest ship I've ever seen.

I'm sure they must have had a Kiwi as captain to crash it in such a straight forward patch of water.

rusnak 03-25-2021 07:53 PM

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/cargo-ship-drew-penis-before-getting-stuck-in-suez-canal/

dlockhart 03-25-2021 08:55 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1616734499.jpg

island911 03-25-2021 09:10 PM

ouch ^ :D
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Originally Posted by WPOZZZ (Post 11270938)
A gust of wind. lol

:D


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Bill Douglas 03-25-2021 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WPOZZZ (Post 11270938)
A gust of wind. lol

Or dropped his cigarette...

URY914 03-26-2021 04:24 AM

The captain forgot his cell phone and was trying to turn the ship around to go get it. ;)

flatbutt 03-26-2021 04:32 AM

Google satpic of the canal with ships smack dab in the middle. Somebody screwed the pooch bigly on the Everstuck.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Suez+Canal/@30.4849804,32.3217733,12961m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x14f9aaeef52d333b:0xadec1 b7a1220a846!8m2!3d30.5666722!4d32.4465671

How wide is the ship? The canal is about 1000 feet wide at most points.

WPOZZZ 03-26-2021 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 11273417)
Google satpic of the canal with ships smack dab in the middle. Somebody screwed the pooch bigly on the Everstuck.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Suez+Canal/@30.4849804,32.3217733,12961m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x14f9aaeef52d333b:0xadec1 b7a1220a846!8m2!3d30.5666722!4d32.4465671

How wide is the ship? The canal is about 1000 feet wide at most points.

1312' long, 193' beam

rusnak 03-26-2021 06:31 AM

Is the ship too large for them to use hydraulic mining techniques to blast the sand away where the ship is run aground?

Joe Bob 03-26-2021 06:39 AM

So are they planning on putting up bumper pads on that ship for future passages?

Prolly gonna ban them from ever going thru again....

masraum 03-26-2021 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WPOZZZ (Post 11273494)
1312' long, 193' beam


They couldn't have thrown another 8' on the damn thing to make it an even 1/4 mile? What is this world coming to?

flatbutt 03-26-2021 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 11273560)

They couldn't have thrown another 8' on the damn thing to make it an even 1/4 mile? What is this world coming to?

A quarter mile...one ship. Dayum!

fireant911 03-26-2021 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 11271401)
... I have always wanted to sail the Suez...friends of mine have done it and say it is a really weird experience. I have done the Panama Canal but the close quarters are fairly short in duration.

I traversed the Suez back in the late 80's on the USS Dewey DDG-45. As part of this experience, the captain and executive officer were allowing 'regular' folks (i.e., non-bridge personnel) to have an opportunity to take the helm and drive our ship through the Suez. I left the aft engine room and headed up, and after getting instructions on what to do, I was steering the ship through the Suez!!! That was a wonderful experience! We were issued laminated cards indicating we had journeyed through the Suez Canal... that experience was a LOT less painful that what it took to get my Shellback card.

I remember seeing many burnt military tanks on one side of the canal. We had to anchor out a wait a couple of days in order to take our turn to go through.


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