Caption this photo
 

UConnTim posted this in the random photos thread... it's just crying out for captions.

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"Well it cost "me an arm and a leg but he got the bastard squirrel.

RUBBER DIARRHEA!

Now in convenient family size!

Are you still going to cook my squirrel tonight grandma?

Wash him good before he goes in the pot.

I will never be able to quit smoking with squirrel boy driving me nuts 😁

I also admired this pic. Thanks for reposting.

It is so perfect in every way, words cannot describe it. It is like an Edward Hopper opus pic of rural murica'.

My attempts to describe it fall flat. I admire it's awesomeness. I realize my limitations, and I simply walk away. I am in awe, humbled, unworthy.
:)

"White Privilege - Walmart Edition"

"Make sure we test 'em for rabies...the squirrel too"

I know a guy with a Porsche. He mumbled something about the Gift Exchange.....

"Richard Tiffany Gere, you put that thar varmint down right now! You saw what happened to momma!"

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I absolutely agree. I was so awed that I had to show my wife. I don't think she was quite as impressed.
Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!

"Good squirrel" Bobbie-Sue mused,...

I sent the pic to some buddies.

I'm a little disappointed that there's not a police car in the background.

My buddies brought up some other missing aspects. No one is holding a cheap, nasty beer. Someone needs a mullet (I'm imagining that the kid's got a rat tail). Other missing features, car on blocks and wrestling or Nascar T-shirt.

"Look what the 'bamblance ranned over Gramaw!!

Nice, runner up for sure!

Squirrel stole gramma's cigarettes for the last time!

Don’t be bogarting that joint, my friend...

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Mama hit every ugly branch on the way down from that tree, but she got that varmit and her kin will be eatin' like kings tonight!

Aunt Mama, Aunt Mama, when ya gits back from ahavin' that there lung transplant, we gonna eat this here squirrel!!! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...eb1a267998.jpg

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