Another Vash-inspired "what would you" do moment?

[raguilera]

Lol, I would have given her my spot in line. Have her go before me...lol..whatta jerk!

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Norm K

You must be the only guy who's never experienced the dreaded split-stream or fan effect.

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or doesn't pee in morse code like I do.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

or doesn't pee in morse code like I do.

Beautiful.

I have done both, cleaned it up or ignored it, sent my dots and dashes downstream without a second thought: In a man's restroom.

Young lady behind me in a twofer?

I'd have cleaned it up, no question.

[911 Rod]

Is the ice cream in a cone or a container.
You see where I'm going with this.

[911 Rod]

Is the ice cream in a cone or a container.
You see where I'm going with this.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Norm K

You must be the only guy who's never experienced the dreaded split-stream or fan effect.

Or you're lucky enough to be our age and not have prostate issues. I never know if I'm going to drip or fire hose the place until it's too late.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by vash

you missed a teachable moment.

i would have let the young lady go ahead of me. two things. you don't get blamed for the bad aiming, and she gets to deal with the dribble.

BOOM. you go in and kick up the seat with a foot.

Genius

I would have let her go ahead of me, hence would never see the pee

[rusnak]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Who can't aim through the seat opening? I do raise the seat, but I don't have to. If my aim was that bad I'd be peeing on the bowl rim as well with it running down onto the floor.

I seldom go into public restrooms. I'd rather pee on the dumpster out back.

Dude, you're one of THOSE? JK I see that you're not

I have to clean up pee off of the floor and I wonder if guys pee on the floor at home too. The messy pee-ers should sit down and tuck the tallywacker trough the legs like the dude on Silence of the Lambs.

Since it's a single-occupancy restroom, I'd have gotten some paper towels (more thickness) and wiped the seat for the young lady. Being considerate just goes with the territory if you're not a dog.

[Bill Douglas]

You could have left the door open so she could see that it wasn't you peeing on the seat.

[Nostril Cheese]

Giant bowel-churning dump.....

[pavulon]

"If you help me clean this up, you can go first."