Ohhh, so now you're trying to convince us that blazing dumpster is ART! ;):D

As are blazing Federal Buildings, apparently.

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I got tired of waiting for the attendant after my fuel fill was complete and hung up the pump myself. He noticed and said "You can't do that". I looked him in the eye, looked at the hung up pump, looked back in his eye and replied "Hmm, apparently I can".

I'm part of a collective that builds fire art for various conventions and festivals..

We once had the fire department called on us. After showing them our credentials and certifications, they asked for pictures next to our art.



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I've seen your stuff posted here before. And I know several burners who have probably seen it in person.

Doesn't Portland have that amazing authentic Thai BBQ place or something like that?

Several, Im sure.

Good Ethiopian food as well.

It's a front for an illegal drug manf. biz

They probably are injecting their potatoes with whiskey

there's a famous one. I tore it out of a cooking magazine. Will find it.

hells yes!! and a huge population of good looking and healthy women.

That's why I sell out all 2,000+ trees in 2 weeks. The trees all have a fresh cut and have been drinking water from the day they arrive. They are levelled and ready to go. We also deliver and do the fake snow upon request. We have dominated the holiday business from Year 1, for the past decade.

What about those of us who want to visit Portland from out of town, bring the girlfriend or wife, enjoy the craft beer, the street food, the music such that it is, buy some doughnuts, support the local economy, and skip all of the Liberal blather bull$h!t?

Can't have one without the other. But you'd be happy at the Golden Corral in Gresham.

I always pumped the gas into the 911. I'd ask the guy or girl if it would be possible this one time because I'd just washed it or some excuse like that


I was never denied. Not once. But I was always pleasant about it.

rusnak:

Gresham is basically Riverside.

I just like to turn the politics completely off sometimes. And enjoy good company.

Apparently some people have to channel their inner ass hole all the time.

Voodoo Doughnut is really overrated and kind of a pain to actually buy at the store.

Dont be a prick and youll get on fine in Portland.

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