What is your second favorite quote?

[70SATMan]

Here’s mine.

“Electricity is really just organized lightning."
-George Carlin

I’d post my favorite but, it’s from Teddy Roosevelt.

[rcooled]

"Fame doesn't take away the pain, it just pays the bills."

-From the song 'Alcohol and Pills' by Fred Eaglesmith

[Baz]

"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail."

~John Wooden

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Create the world you want to live in.

[Danimal16]

If its stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[GH85Carrera]

You don't always know what you are going to get until you get it.

One of my former co-workers.

[Dixie]

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

- Helena Rubinstein

[Tidybuoy]

Better to aim high and miss, than to aim low and make it everytime.

[KFC911]

"Please don't PARF this thread"

- Abraham Lincoln

[gacook]

Originally Posted by Dixie

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

- Helena Rubinstein

I'm not sure I agree with that quote...May I ask your interpretation of it?

[Dan J]

When you're done Go Fuch yourself again
Second favorite

[oldE]

Wait a minute! When I was a boy I never tied down no pumpkin.

Forghorn Leghorn

[Brian 162]

You can’t fix stupid
Ron White

[Alan A]

Enough money can fix anything but stupid.

[Baz]

Originally Posted by Brian 162

You can’t fix stupid
Ron White

So true - see it every day on one the forums I frequent......

[Por_sha911]

My fav for today:

I’d post my favorite but, it’s from Teddy Roosevelt.

[VINMAN]

"Beaten paths are for beaten men."

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[Por_sha911]

Third fav:
"Be the rich eccentric relative you wish you had."

[lindbhr]

When things back fire on me:
- " It's always something"
- " No good deed goes unpunished"

[LWJ]

When life gives you lemons, find someone with papercuts.

-no idea.