When I use my TV remote strange thing happen.

Press 1 and my left arm fly up from my side. 2 my right arm. 3 and 4 my left leg and right leg. 5 and my pecker stands at attention. After a week my exhausted girlfriend disabled the 5.

Post of the year lol

Nada here... sorta makes me furious :D

Reynolds Wrap makes the best ones!

I wiped a hard drive clean by swiping it past my shoulder.

Jesus ****ing Christ…. It must not be as hard as I thought to get an MD.

You actually believe this ****?!

hahahhaha...

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This is a great book:
https://www.amazon.com/People-Believe-Weird-Things-Pseudoscience/dp/0805070893

My fishin’ buddy was telling me the other day, he can’t hardly get back to the boat landing on the southern end of the lake. Boat keeps pointing north, he said.

You'd better follow through with that payment, bisch, or Im'ma post those pics!!! :eek:

No magnets, but man have I got gas. Everyone I know has gas too.

Could have sworn there was an entire thread dedicated to this tinfoil hat, chemtrail-huffing quackery over on the that other forum where people seem most eager to discuss stuff like this...

Edit: found it! Replete with these insights:

I wouldn't let this guy trim my grandpas toenails...

He wouldn't know, the doesn't have one. An MD, that is.

I can't tell if this is comedy or tragedy.

So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous - whether it's rare-earth or just very powerful magnet- and I think you said that that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the magnet inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you're going to test that too. It sounds interesting.

Right. And then I see the magnet, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you're going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds - it sounds interesting to me. So we'll see. But the whole concept of the magnets, the way it kills it in one minute, that's - that's pretty powerful.Steve, please.

Our 13 year old son just got the first of the 2 part Pfizer. Let’s think about this, if you were 13 yo again and had suddenly developed a super power like magneto how fast would the world know? Alas I am disappointed to report our son has not turned into the latest Marvel super hero. However apparently a major side effect of COVID is to turn people into total and complete fing dumb a**s.

Covid fog is a real thing

Did you bother to check your own arm?

No?

Why not? Freaking lazy science is what that is.

All ‘magnetic’ people just need to wash more.
Sticky bastards, y’all crazy AF.
Good for a laugh though.

I don't know if it was magnets, but the wife's pacemaker started red lininig after she got the shot. She ran around, cleaned house, washed dishes... I'm taking her for another shot today.