Okay, I initially thought this was unadulterated BS, how about an experiment
 

I was wondering if the folks here who have gotten vaccinated would be willing to participate in a little internet experiment.

I have seen videos of people claiming they became "magnetic" following the jab. I figure it had to be fake, utterly ridiculous internet nonsense. Sticking a hammer to their arm, or a bunch of spoons(the ones you eat with, not for self defense) sticking to there back or forehead. No way, could not be for real.

I have checked a fair number of people that have gotten the 2 step jab, Moderna/Pfizer. Every single one had a magnetic effect where they got the shot, paper clip stuck to them.

They're ferrets. I mean ferrous.

My wife and I got a the Pfizer shots. Paperclips will not stick to my arm or any part of me. I tried, really I did. I guess a small drop of superglue would do it, but I can glue plastic to my arm if I wanted to for some crazy reason.

I can stick a spoon to my nose, but I learned to do that what I was a kid (long long ago) and it is not magnetism that make it work.

If you are actually curious whether it may be real or not, I would suggest using a compass to see if the needle swings in proximity to the injection site. It is not at all difficult to get a light item to stick to moist skin.

Or get an MRI. If you've got anything in you, that'll probably get it out.

No, I tried with a small, lightweight ferrous ring, like a key-right that comes with the keys for a new lock or new door knob. I also tried with a small rare-earth magnet. Nothing sticks.

That is because the story is unadulterated BS. Should have gone with his instincts.

No magnets in my arm but I got wood in my pants :)

I can't even get a needy chick to stick to me.

Or make you stick to the ceiling of the MRI machine like I did! There I was hanging from the ceiling of the "open MRI" while the radiologist laughed. He kept turning it off... then on... then off... then on until I got so tired of it I yelled KNOCK IT OFF.

I all of a sudden shat gold nuggets!

I can stick a spoon to my nose. Does that count?

Ha - I was thinking about this too.

How do you suppose they would explain the side of their arm not exploding out of their skin?

you`re killing me....

At the time of injection, no, nada. HOWEVER, I just put my phone up to where I got jabbed.
Stil nada with the compass BUT, this time my NFC payments app popped up asking me to confirm a one-time payment of $49.97 to RawIsYourDaddy.com:eek:

roflmao!

Listen. Ever since I got the vaccine (2 part Pfizer if you're interested) I can't even walk past the knife rack; ever see the movie "Carrie"?

In addition, if I need to scratch an itch anywhere in proximity to where I got the jab, it's important that I don't accidentally tap out a certain sequence (same as S-O-S in morse code) because if I do, the garage door opens, the car starts and black helicopters are hovering above my house. I'm assuming this is because of the electronic chip (thank you, Bill Gates) in the vaccine.

Even with these minor inconveniences, I'm glad I got the shot. The peace of mind that comes with the vax is better than getting or giving covid-19.

Tobra, have you been talking to my sister?

I got Moderna. After the first shot, I was able to tune in podcasts on the fillings in my teeth, they were all in Spanish or French. After the second shot, I am now able to get podcasts in English and finally able to tune in cat videos on you-tube. If I hold my knee that was surgically rebuilt earlier this year up in the air just right, I am able to intercept air traffic control communications when a plane flies over my farm…

What type of tin foil should I be putting in my baseball cap?