LOL ... my dawg just farted!

[KFC911]

Of course they all do but I've never heard one. She was sitting at the back door and I heard her let one "rip".... I looked over and she's got her head turned looking at her butt... like... WTF was that?

I reckon ya gotta be here

[Crowbob]

She’s blaming you.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Sums up my day!

[fastfredracing]

All farts that happen in this house, get blamed on the dog . The real ones from the dog are SBD

[KFC911]

SBD is all I've ever experienced from dawgs either. Ima gonna have to teach her how to "poot like a lady" ...

But how ?

[mattdavis11]

Man, my lab had the worst farts. The dog followed her around the house most of the time, and my wife would blame me. I wasn't even in the same room! She'd come out gagging, laughing, and farting herself because she thought it was that bad, but funny at the same time.

I'm a crop duster, but that dog was grand champion. She made a few squeekers in her day. RIP Sally.

[Baz]

[dw1]

As usual, Dave Barry had a lot to say on this subject, for example:

https://books.google.com/books?id=uTu6L3c_YZQC&pg=PA214&lpg=PA214&dq=Dave+Barry+on+dog+farts&source=bl&ots=_gHSWwTKcy&sig=ACfU3U0tmDxBQ_rBud8Ig2h8X_snBaklFA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi-7a35mJvyAhXLMd8KHb3YCbUQ6AF6BAgLEAM#v=onepage&q=Dave%20Barry%20on%20dog%20farts&f=false

[Bill Douglas]

You've heard of the strong silent type.

Oh yes, THAT'S my dog.

[GH85Carrera]

One of the scenes etched in my memory was as a kid in the Dennis the Menace era, and at a sleep over with 4 other boys of the same age. We all slept on the floor on futons in the living room. The boy that lived there had a white boxer. He was a great dog, and enjoyed all the boys attention, and was right in the middle of us, loving the attention.

Saturday morning, cartoons and breakfast of all of us eating cereal in front on the TV. I had gone to get more milk, and as I entered the room and looked around my eye caught the movement of the dogs ass open and close. I knew that was a fart, so I stopped and waited. All of sudden all the boys were scrambling out of area and holding their noses and gagging. Form my vantage point it was hysterical.

[wdfifteen]

[bkreigsr]

...thanks for the update....

[Gogar]

Whoops I was looking for more cartoons and just found dogfart.com

Be careful out there!

[KFC911]

^^^ You twit! Of course I went to the site...

Who wouldn't ?

[craigster59]

Must be a Chocolate Lab thing. Nalu's are mostly "SBD" but I've heard a few squeakers in my day. There's been a couple of "Foghorns" but that is usually when he craps outside after eating a pinecone or some long dead animal that the coyote left in the bushes.

[cabmandone]

My dog is 11. It makes me laugh every time he farts, then looks at his ass like "what the hell was that!"

[Wetwork]

Hmmm..border collie, german short hairs, german wire hairs, chessie, golden retriever and a few other breeds I've lived with. Been around a lot of breeds I'm here to say. THE WORST is my GF's rotts.

In our house currently we have a cattle dog for cattle, wire hair for hunting and her rottweiler as a companion dog (he tries to herd cattle but it sure seems like they just think he's another calf so it doesn't work very well) I always figured my old chessie had to be the most sticky dog on the planet til I got around rotts. Not only does a 130lb rot leave a completly full shovel full each time, the gas is gagging. Every time is a dry heaver. Nasty creatures.-WW

[Bill Douglas]

Now lets look at it from their point of view. The point of view of a dog with a very good sense of smell.

He's probably saying to his friends "Last night I was just getting comfortable on the couch, snuggled up to my owner, hoping to see some rabbits on the TV when I heard that familiar brrrip. I thought "Oh no", then a few seconds later it was "OH NOOOO". I could tell he'd eaten a well aged steak - medium rare, how revolting. I could feel my throat seizing up. I could hardly breathe. then I realized he'd had a sly visit to Burger King earlier that day and downed a whopper burger with fries. It was too late to run, I thought I was going to die."