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Location: Lacey, WA. USA
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Naughty Carrot
From our garden:
 
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Man of Carbon Fiber (stronger than steel) Mocha 1978 911SC. "Coco" |
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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Must have been a hot tomato across the furrow from the carrot. Or would the carrot be more interested in turnip?
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
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What do you expect from a root crop?
Best Les
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Best Les My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car. |
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canna change law physics
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Circumcision ?
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
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In the book Lonesome Dove, Gus frequently refers to his wedding tackle as a carrot.
Life imitating art.
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08-12-2021, 06:45 AM
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Preferred pronoun:Maestro
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Location: Group W Bench
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Until it got hacked the appendage looked more like a tail.
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08-12-2021, 07:49 AM
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Counterclockwise?
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You bit the end off!
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08-12-2021, 08:10 AM
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droopy carrot
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08-12-2021, 12:38 PM
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I hate to be the one to tell you this...............
But from the looks of the first picture, you have one of those three-legged Martian-invasion, humanoid-processing warships from War of The Worlds lying in wait underneath your backyard. Good luck to you and your family. |
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Location: Mount Pleasant, South Carolina
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That looks like the ass end of something taking a super long schit.
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08-12-2021, 05:13 PM
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Snark and Soda
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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Can you scrub the dirt off, maybe rub some oil on it?
Asking for a friend.
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08-12-2021, 05:48 PM
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Just thinking out loud
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Close by
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It's pretty obvious you had the stereo up loud and it wanted to get up and dance. And there she was...
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08-12-2021, 06:43 PM
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Location: west michigan
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Have fun with the first bite.
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08-12-2021, 06:54 PM
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
