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masraum 08-27-2021 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewolf (Post 11438959)
He didn't cum...he went.

That's probably a good thing. I've got to think that having your willy glued shut would make the former uncomfortable.

john walker's workshop 08-27-2021 08:10 AM

Pardon me, do you sell prophylacitcs? Well, wash yer hands and I'll have a strawberry malt please.

1990C4S 08-27-2021 10:22 AM

Don't stick your **** in crazy.

Or crazy glue.

Who knew that needed to be said???

billybek 08-27-2021 11:11 AM

Not a lot of long term planning with that method of birth control.

KFC911 08-27-2021 11:14 AM

The Crazy Glue lawyers are very busy wording their new warning label right now :D

Deschodt 08-27-2021 11:17 AM

Darwinism at its best. And before he reproduced (obviously). What more can you ask ?

cabmandone 08-27-2021 12:41 PM

I don't know why but this song comes to mind.
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