i physically CRINGE when i realize my package is coming!!
 

I've tried to delay it, oh,,, I don't know how many times but, it always arrives when I'm not quite ready for it. Never had any damage (SO FAR!) but, it's always in the back of my mind.

Scheduling ahead of time isn't working either. I've thought about not placing orders but, I'll go a while and then the urge hits, AMIRIGHT? Got to get a little sumpthin...














Somebody had to do it,,

Dear Penthouse....I have a little problem....:D

good one!

WTF are you talking about?

an answer to this...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/1072523-i-physically-cringe-when-i-realize-my-package-coming-fedex.html

May I recommend alcohol. Turning to alcohol really does work.

More fiber less GMOs

When i deliver a package i drop the load right on the front porch..

i chuck mine against the facade with a lil flick of the wrist

I used to throw it across the room, now I drop it where I stand...but ultimately, the package still gets delivered.

Ya don't wanna use FedUp for delivery imo .... UPSex has never failed. I don't want my package to get lost ... it's uninsured :D