Back at my first job I knew a lady named Rhoda that I worked with. She found love and married a Mr. Rudder. She started using he middle name about that time.

Back in high school I had a teacher who called on students by saying "Master" and their last name, as in "Master Smith can you tell us the answer?".

That is until he called on a classmate of mine, Dave Bader.

The entire class broke up when he said it, and watching him come to the realization of what he said was priceless.

I also had a classmate named Stephen Dick and, not unexpectedly for immature males, he was nicknamed "Harry".

When I go to Washington I stay at the Whitehouse.

Worked wt a guy named Bates whose family owned a motel. I used to call him Norman
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I had a black lab named Kilo!!