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herr_oberst 09-14-2021 12:16 PM
Middle name 'Fokking'
 
Married his high school sweetheart 'Amber Gold'.

Divorced 7 years later when he knocked up that slut 'Cherry Redd'.

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Bill Douglas 09-14-2021 12:55 PM
When I worked for the bank there was a message for me to phone Sue Glue.

She said "Yeah, I'm Sue Glue - I married the wrong guy, what do ya want?"

LWJ 09-14-2021 02:10 PM
I have met “Jet Black” in Portland. Perhaps the same guy? Funny.

matthewb0051 09-14-2021 02:13 PM
My wife's maiden last name: Horny. I kid you not. Originally from Alsace where it was Horney.

Her dad is named Ben. No joke

id10t 09-14-2021 02:37 PM
We were at some grade school thing for my daughter - band, or a class play or something - and I heard one of the parents there holler out "hey ranger! charger! - stop running around and sit down and behave"

Norm K 09-14-2021 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by matthewb0051 (Post 11457632)
My wife's maiden last name: Horny. I kid you not. Originally from Alsace where it was Horney.

Her dad is named Ben. No joke
Hope they didn't name her Ima.

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Rtrorkt 09-14-2021 03:34 PM
an ex -girl friend went to a gyno in the DC metro area whose name is or was Harry C Beaver

Bill Douglas 09-14-2021 04:14 PM
GF was telling her cousin the latest thing with family names is to combine the two surnames; for instance we are the Bouglas family. Her cousin Coombes and partner Mr Bunt didn't think that was a good idea.

WPOZZZ 09-14-2021 07:06 PM
When I worked for the DoE, we had a secretary, Kimberly Chee.

sc_rufctr 09-14-2021 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 11457546)
When I worked for the bank there was a message for me to phone Sue Glue.

She said "Yeah, I'm Sue Glue - I married the wrong guy, what do ya want?"
Back in the day I knew two brothers... Joe King and Wayne King. :D

(What's not funny is that they're both gone now and they were younger than me)

WPOZZZ 09-14-2021 07:34 PM
We had a family of drag racers here with the last name, Silva. The kids were named Sterling, Quick and Hi-Ho.

smadsen 09-14-2021 07:39 PM
Worked for a Jim Hook once. He was a Captain in the Navy.

Bill Douglas 09-14-2021 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 11457893)
Back in the day I knew two brothers... Joe King and Wayne King. :D
Oh Geezus, that's funny. AND brothers too.

Around here there was a car dealership called Wayne Kerr Motors. A lot can be said for rebranding.

sc_rufctr 09-14-2021 08:02 PM
"Wayne Kerr Motors" - Sounds like a warning... lol ;)

LWJ 09-14-2021 08:21 PM
Respected import mechanic in town was Harold Dick. ALWAYS Harold.

After he died I put it together...

Evans, Marv 09-14-2021 08:37 PM
Had a professor in college who's parents gave him the middle name of "Boring." He was a retired Army Coronel who worked on Stillwell's staff for a time during WWII. Anything but boring.

Pazuzu 09-14-2021 08:56 PM
In college I dated a girl, last name Cox. Her friend and roommate had the last name Sceamen.

Yes...it was a room filled with cox and sceamen.

flatbutt 09-15-2021 03:57 AM
I had a high school classmate named Ivory White....yep he was Black.

sc_rufctr 09-15-2021 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 11458028)
I had a high school classmate named Ivory White....yep he was Black.
I know a guy who owns a white dog called "Kilo". ;)

Joe Bob 09-15-2021 04:23 AM
Peter Holder was a classmate, his father was Richard.


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