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All the way during a massage?
Being fully naked during a message question came up in conversation the other night.
Regular massage, not the happy kind. Do you get fully undressed, or leave a little something on?
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I have been going to a licensed massage therapist for 5 years or so due to my chronic muscle spasms (post surgery) from my screwed up back. The therapist has always asked my to fully disrobe. And the entire process is professional and above board.
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The first time I went for a massage was at a small spa up in Ojai. The nice massage girl led me to a room with music, incense and one of those small meditation water fountains. she told me to disrobe and she would be right back.
So there i am, laying on the table waiting, naked as the day I was born, staring at the ceiling when i heard a gasp. She was in the doorway and said "Ummmm, you're supposed to be under the sheet".
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At the ripe old age of 62, I must proclaim....I have never had a massage. And not sure I would want to.
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I've had many massages at different places and never naked.
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When I was in sales, I took Cisco, HP, Intel etc. marketing teams out for spa days all the time.
Completely naked. Man I miss spa days now that I think of it.
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I too have never had any professional body contact of any sort except my physical therapy before my hip replacment, and I remained fully clothed during the torture. I have no clue what a real massage cost, but I guess one with the "happy ending" is even more money. I will pass.
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This post reminds me I need to schedule a massage.
For sure, I'll be nude under the sheets and the masseuses' warm, scented and oiled hands. I've never asked for or received a final tug, but massage is a luxury I've come to appreciate more and more as I get older.
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I think the lady giving me the massage would think it strange that I'm completely naked and only getting my shoulders and back worked on.
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Tha last massage(s) I had was when I was in maybe the fifth grade. My dad took me to a male masseuse a number of times, I think in hopes it would calm me down but it didn't work. I was ADHD at a time being so was just considered being an uncontrollable, bad kid.
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Naked, but then there's always a towel or something draped across the nether region.
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naked as a jay bird. towel covering my junk.
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I certainly misread the title.
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For the guys that haven't had a good massage, you don't know what you are missing.
My masseuse is a very attractive personal trainer, but that's not what it's all about. My preference is for a woman, but not a big deal. Glad to see it is not just me doing the jay bird spread.
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Only once for a human masseuse. That was so many years ago, can't really remember...beiieve a towel covering. Felt good, but didn't really see any benefit.
I do have a homemedics massage chair insert. It gets used daily...kneading action on my lower back. Love it.. https://www.amazon.com/Snailax-Shiatsu-Kneading-Massager-SL-256/dp/B076HWNCP5/ref=pd_lpo_3?pd_rd_i=B076HWNCP5&psc=1
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