You know you’re cold when……
 

oh never mind :D

Hiding like a frightend turtle?

Your mighty oak is an acorn.

You don't feel anything when Lenny's asking George to tell him about the rabbits and you and the whole audience knows what's coming next...

When your footsteps squeak in the snow.

"Snap, crackle, pop into your morning" is not something to look forward to.

I was in the pool?

You actually bypass cute snow bunnies while stripping clothes to jump into a jacuzzi

I'm not that old. I'd offer to hold their towels "Look no hands."

What...?!?

No nipple pics?

When the thermometer reads -459 degrees Fahrenheit, you're pretty much done.

When i put on sox.

When you have to peel your eggs for breakfast.

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Someone had to do it

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When I gotta put on my winter coat.

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The first time I saw that (hadn't read the story yet) it freaked me out.

Good point.