Drunk dude gets in a car chase and craps himself

[masraum]

That's a VERY bad day.

[stevej37]

When you gotta go...you gotta go.
I wouldn't have let him in the back of my cruiser.

[A930Rocket]

Ew…🤢

[masraum]

Many/most of us have probably heard the story about a guy that gets pulled over by a cop for speeding, and eventually tells the cop something like, "I'm desperate to take a dump" while looking like the guy's straining. And the cop lets him off instead of giving him a ticket.

[cabmandone]

[Superman]

I'm guessing that often times when cops detain a drunk person, the suspect has an urgent need to urinate. I'd guess the cops don't just permit him to unzip and water the grass. So the suspect's pants get wet, I think. And the cops are both disgusted and amused.

[Arizona_928]

I read that as “caps himself “. I was living in a small town where murder/homicide was rare.

Local gets into a police chase in town. Caps himself and runs (posthumously) one of the 5 stop lights in town and crashes into some college student. College student was okay.