I don’t know how to swim. There I said it.

[vash]

Its unfortunate that learning new things as a full grown adult is much more challenging than when you are young. Youth doesnt have all the mental obstacles in the way.

i remember jumping in the deep end (5?). i didnt even know i didnt know how to swim and i could thrash myself back to the pool's edge to only jump in again. lack of fear.

you can do this CD55.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by vash

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you can do this CD55.

Yep! And I will donate one furry fat rat's ass .... if ya want to give one

Learn to relax and float on yer back first ... then go for that Olympic medal

[masraum]

Originally Posted by KC911

Yep! And I will donate one furry fat rat's ass .... if ya want to give one

Learn to relax and float on yer back first ... then go for that Olympic medal

That won't help. I only float if I'm in salt water. If I take a big breath and hold it, I float-ish, but when I exhale, I drop like a rock. Salt water adds enough buoyancy, but trying to float in the ocean sucks due to the waves.

[NYNick]

A smart swim instructor will start you in the shallow end of the pool first. It may take some time, but he/she is helping you become less afraid of the water. It's the same with a 2 year old. We've even used large buckets for kids to practice putting their face into.

You will advance to dipping your head underwater for a short length of time....1-5 seconds. Then 10 seconds. Then 15. You still won't know how to swim, but you'll learn holding your breath under water isn't a death defying feat.

You'll then advance to floating in shallow water. If you fail you'll be able to stand up and/or hold your breath for 5 seconds. All part of the deal.

Next will be holding onto the edge of the pool and kicking your legs. Again, all in shallow water. Maybe using a kick board, maybe not. After that you'll learn the freestyle stroke while standing in shallow water.

You see what's happening here? You're learning to swim in shallow water where you aren't in any danger. You're building confidence. You'll eventually move to deeper water where you can still stand up and practice there until you're ready to go short distances in even deeper water.

It's a process. It'll take some time. It's easy and simple. You just need to work through the process.

Any Y can get it done. No rush to solo. A patient instructor is a good instructor. A willing student is the best kind.

Good luck!

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by masraum

That won't help. I only float if I'm in salt water. If I take a big breath and hold it, I float-ish, but when I exhale, I drop like a rock. Salt water adds enough buoyancy, but trying to float in the ocean sucks due to the waves.

We all know that turds float .... I'm so FOS it just came naturally for me .

[cantdrv55]

When we get back to the mainland, my wife and I are signing up for lessons at the town pool. She took lessons as a kid but it didn’t take apparently. Thanks all!

[3rd_gear_Ted]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

When we get back to the mainland, my wife and I are signing up for lessons at the town pool. She took lessons as a kid but it didn’t take apparently. Thanks all!

Good on you, way to go.

Going forward to the town pool.
If you hear the words "Code Winnie" get out of the pool.

Make sure, they then super chlorinate and shut the pool down for two hours minimum.
If not call Health dept. E-Coli and Girardia is no joke.

[Tobra]

Good luck.

Trivia tidbit, Harvard University requires that graduates know how to swim. My understanding is that some donor had a kid drown, and gave the endowment a bunch of dough, with the stipulation that people know how to swim when they graduate.

I could never float worth a damn. Maybe now that my body fat percentage is a little higher I could, but in the past I would sink. The instructors in basic showed us how to stay afloat with a pair of pants, or the uniform hat, bucket, a few tricks. Glad I never had to test that stuff out in the middle of the deep blue sea

[masraum]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Good luck.

Trivia tidbit, Harvard University requires that graduates know how to swim. My understanding is that some donor had a kid drown, and gave the endowment a bunch of dough, with the stipulation that people know how to swim when they graduate.

I could never float worth a damn. Maybe now that my body fat percentage is a little higher I could, but in the past I would sink. The instructors in basic showed us how to stay afloat with a pair of pants, or the uniform hat, bucket, a few tricks. Glad I never had to test that stuff out in the middle of the deep blue sea

Yep, it the boy scouts we learned to make a flotation device out of a pair of blue jeans. I'd have to be pretty desperate to do it, but it worked.

[Bill Douglas]

about the only good thing I done in my life is saving a little boy from drowning one evening. He got swept out to sea in a rip and was sinking. I thought he might drown me but I guess he had done surf life saving at school and when I told him to lie on his back he said "Like this" and did a star shape. He was hard work to swim back in but at least he couldn't bear hug me and drown me too.

[Seahawk]

Wow, Bill, that is quite something.

I am probably too comfortable in the water, ocean and rivers especially. I will say in Navy water training (Dilbert Dunker, Helo Dunker, mile swim, “drown proofing”, etc.) that being comfortable was a good thing.

Typical Navy, a call sign for everyone, called the folks in remedial swim, “aqua rocks”.

Folks got bounced for not meeting swim standards.

55, you’ll be great at this. Take your time.

[Captain Ahab Jr]

I'm still an Aquanaut, read every Jacques Cousteau and Hans Hass book as a child and most of my childhood was spent in or under the water

Can still vividly remember pedalling my tricycle on the bottom of a pool from the shallow end, down the slope and all the way to the end of the pool at the deep end

Best job I ever had was teaching snorkelling at a Club Med in north west Mexico

Other than the obvious fringe benefits the most satisfying part of the job was teaching scared/nervous swimmers and non-swimmers how to be relaxed face down in the water and then taking them out into the sea snorkelling to show them a whole new exciting underwater world

I'm totally relaxed in and under the water, after a very heavy night of debauchery I fell asleep snorkelling on one trip, woke up when the waves gently nudged my head against the shoreline

Also, nearly drifted off again when laying down on the bottom of a swimming pool trying to run a scuba tank to empty to see how the regulator felt

[john70t]

Originally Posted by 3rd_gear_Ted

Make sure, they then super chlorinate and shut the pool down for two hours minimum.
If not call Health dept. E-Coli and Girardia is no joke.

Common practice was to never swim in public pools after the first big summer weekend.
(cough kids and uh underwater emissions)

The only time I actually got a nasty foot fungal infection which lasted years, was after a public pool actually during winter season.

The ocean is your friend.
Breathe deep and float on your back and absorb and listen.

[stevej37]

[Cloggie]

....I am 66 and just learning how to swim....so far I can dog paddle across the pool and more or less not scare myself.

....just need to learn to be confident in my treading water capabiity (can sort of do it.....) and proper breathing (the crawl I believe it is called).

Its never too late...

D.

[Wetwork]

Going through Coast Guard boot camp I was appalled how many recruits showed up who couldn't swim a stroke. Day one at the pool, this King Kong body builder rescue swimmer would have all the prior life guards step foward. He'd dive in, swim out and pretend to be drowning. The other instructor would yell at the "life guards" to go save him. It was ugly, that giant rescue swimmer just destroyed those kids LOL. Why nobody just chucked a life ring out is beyond me. Guess we were to scared to think outside the box? I think that was the whole lesson, don't be dumb he-he. I could swm but I wasn't a life guard, The kids who couldn't swim at all had to take night training to learn. Its kinda mandatory to know how to swim in the CG. Eventually almost everyone get's to be a surface swimmer. This is were you are geared up and swim out and save folks off the beach or off the boat but you are teathed with a 100 yard rope tied to your back. So you just need to grabb'em and you get hauled back in by your team. Or tied off to a GV and they drive back up the beach hauling you in at great speeds. -WW

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Good luck.

Trivia tidbit, Harvard University requires that graduates know how to swim. My understanding is that some donor had a kid drown, and gave the endowment a bunch of dough, with the stipulation that people know how to swim when they graduate.

I could never float worth a damn. Maybe now that my body fat percentage is a little higher I could, but in the past I would sink. The instructors in basic showed us how to stay afloat with a pair of pants, or the uniform hat, bucket, a few tricks. Glad I never had to test that stuff out in the middle of the deep blue sea

Same here. That was the hardest test for me in boot. Divers in the water kept asking me if I was a smoker, ha! I’ve always floated like a rock. Took lessons as a kid and still, I’m a terrible swimmer. Naturally, I joined the Navy!

I knew where all of my buddies surf boards were and my shop was just off the catwalk next to Crash and Salvage. Had the plan all worked out, lol

I’ll snorkel in the ocean but, it took me awhile to learn to relax in the water.. My ancestors crawled onto land for a reason.

Sucks because I’d love to learn how to surf but, I know I’d die doing it. Regardless of the added buoyancy of a suit and the salt. Surfing with a life vest on ain’t a cool look.

[3rd_gear_Ted]

I body & board surfed my whole life in SoCal, never hurt once, finally get to go to Hawaii.
Nearly drowned due to wave power factor X 10, stepped on sea urchin and had to pee on my foot to stop pain, got cut up by the coral reef bad. Lesson learned.

Watched the local kids in monster surf using Mickey D food platters to catch waves, they are all naturals, gene pools matter.

[Scott Douglas]

My dad never really knew how to swim. As kids we'd be in the water fooling around as we all knew how, but his stroke doing the crawl was very mechanical looking. Guess it was the mechanical engineer in him coming out.
My uncle told me about Dad being in the Navy during WWII and how he'd had to jump overboard from the LST he was on during D-Day when it got stranded on the beach. Can't imagine what was going through his head, other than this is how to stay alive. All this while only being 19 years old. I miss Dad, especially now that I'm a granddad.
I told my daughter I'd like to teach her girls how to swim, but so far it's been too hot out in the desert for them so they're here with us in the OC. She got some kick boards to use in the pool and the oldest is feeling more confident with it and her ability to float and stay above water in the shallow end. Maybe next weekend when we go back out I'll get some more pool time in with them.

[WPOZZZ]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

My biggest regret is that I don’t know how to swim. I grew up in the islands but never learned. Shameful.

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Me too. lol