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I heard it as "Colder than a well digger's ass in the Klondike!".
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Ball at shore batteries were stored in pyramids using monkeys. It is likely this was not naval in origin.
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My hillbilly friend says "shines like a diamond in a goat's ass". I have no idea how he knows.
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Hornier than a two dick dog.
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Busier than a one armed drywaller!
Crazy as a hoot owl! (another saying from one of my friends) Shakin like a squirrel sh.ttin pine cones.
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Cuter than a bugs ear. Hotter than a two peckered billy goat. Slicker than owl *****. From my dad: I’ll be all over you like the dew covers Dixie and I’ll be all over you like white on rice. Last edited by A930Rocket; 07-19-2022 at 04:45 PM.. |
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Those were tweaks of expressions that are commonly known that I thought were funny. They probably haven't been heard many times like the originals- sorry. Of course that wasn't all of them. It was a thread starter. Geez...
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The end. You read too much.
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Around here we get white trash people saying "Where I come from we eat Charlies like you for breakfast."
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"It's time to piss in the fire and call in the dogs..."
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You will have the devi to pay.
Devil= the plank next to the keel on a wooden ship. Pay= Paying is shoving cotton that s mixed with tar into the seams formed by the planks. To pay the devil one must lay on your back to shove the cotton/tar stuff in the seam. A hard job to say the least. Others--- Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea. Caught between the devil and a hard spot
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Minute unit of measurement, RCH.
edit: I'm fairly certain it's the same in SAE and metric. _
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